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MySidesGoUp 23 points ago +24 / -1

Flippin tables since AD....

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strictly1957 8 points ago +8 / -0

Perfect post!

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MySidesGoUp 6 points ago +6 / -0

👊

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strictly1957 2 points ago +2 / -0

Back 'atcha! Christ is King of all...

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strictly1957 15 points ago +15 / -0

Christ Jesus the badass Nazarene... kicking righteous ass and taking names. We kneel only for our Redeemer. Saviour of all mankind. Amen

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strictly1957 2 points ago +2 / -0

So true.... but to his faithful flock he will still be Christ Jesus, son God Almighty!

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah, they were turning God’s house into a house of thieves. They brought the market to a place men should be drawing near to God.

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VinceFoster101 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those elites knew that the people's savior was in their temple city, and heading toward the financial center. They had to get rid of him before he exposed their whole racket. The common man might realize it's been a sham the whole time.

Their wholesale theft and security of the people would soon end if the savior made it to their power-base and expose the racket. They hired many Judas's to rig the savior's path. They deployed every city employee, from deep within the state, was needed to stave off the savior.

Yet, with each elite attempt, the people would try to guide the savior, even though he already knew the way. On the off chance he didn't, these elites had to limit the people's voices of guidance.

A city wide ban on such 'free' speech was instituted, preventing the people from voicing a clarion call about the elites plans, transgressions, and methods.

These elites sent their thugs in to burn, destroy, and silence those who stood in their way. With more Judas money, the minority was terrorizing the majority with the sole intent of preventing the savior from achieving his goal of exposing just how rigged the system is.

All of their other attempts have failed. The savior was getting closer and closer. With each failure, the elites would clamp down harder on silencing the masses. Even parchment was now a controlled substance, requiring a pledge to conform to the elites' ever-changing policies. They tripled and quadrupled false information aimed at misdirecting the people.

With such growing contempt of the people, the elites eventually realized the only way to prevent the savior from having the power to expose them was to rig everything, including a system the people relied upon since the founding: the legislature, the judicial system, and the election itself.

Judas is expecting yet another payoff, but for now, the game has stopped. $GME

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AntsCamera 4 points ago +4 / -0

It seems they have not learned their lesson since then.

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WTF71 4 points ago +4 / -0

I believe there was a whip involved as well...

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at those forearms. If Buff Jesus told me to stop desecrating the temple, I would

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durkadurka 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm tired of seeing Jesus as a feminine hippy with long hair. I like this short hair, big forearm Jesus.

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wolfsettler 2 points ago +2 / -0

I get it and I laugh, but no. Jesus didn't do that. He stopped people from using a house of worship as if it were their storefront.

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Hannibal_ 2 points ago +3 / -1

White Jesus, right Jesus

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AraphelEinSof 1 point ago +1 / -0

you know he also scolded them on the craftsmanship of that table. I hear our Lord was quite the carpenter. You may say his work was perfect.... 🙃

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ellegrigori1 1 point ago +1 / -0

gonna borrow this

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jesus likes the stock!

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borscht-nazi -3 points ago +2 / -5

So, what you are saying is we need another Jew to show us all the way?