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DudePlayingaDude 116 points ago +116 / -0

Fucking hell. Spewed my drink.

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SquiggyMcPepe 40 points ago +40 / -0

My cats and dog are looking at me like wtf dude when I guffawed heartily and woke them up.

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ShyRipley 26 points ago +26 / -0

Updoot simply because of the use of GUFFAWED

I did that and giggled some too

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MAGAPlenty 66 points ago +66 / -0

Babylon Bee, fair and balanced satire

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Fizbin7 24 points ago +24 / -0

Fake news you can trust!

(One of their actual taglines...)

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Frogleg3 49 points ago +50 / -1

i hope they let is read the Bee in the gulags.

i dont think they will though.

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Bramage 21 points ago +21 / -0

gulags? I think not. Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

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notCIA 12 points ago +12 / -0

You'll be in the gulags with the writers, so you'll have free access to it.

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Fizbin7 15 points ago +15 / -0

Everything leftwaffe is fake. Fake is their middle name. They go by LeftFakeWaffe.

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Cunny 8 points ago +8 / -0

We should all meme ourselves crying at fences. So many ideas. . .

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Cunny 7 points ago +7 / -0

The reality being memed is the left bought aoc’s display of fake crying in front of a fence. Whatever they imagined behind that fence was the lie. And, of course, her emotion. You could meme standing on one side of a fence crying with your children next to you acting embarrassed or disgusted and the next frame show the school with a closed sign on it, for instance. A man holding an empty beer mug crying, next frame his favorite bar being closed. You turn the absurd into reality to mock them and send a message.

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Cunny 4 points ago +4 / -0

I should’ve explained better originally. Iz coo, fren.

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OneFatDog 27 points ago +27 / -0

He should do it and sell autographed pictures to raise money for 2022.

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CadillacTwo 5 points ago +5 / -0

So this.

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TheOne1 18 points ago +18 / -0

Kek!

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

kek

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light151 13 points ago +13 / -0

He should do this and then do his little dance KEK!

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BatmanForTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

I have a question, how are allowing them to put a fence and shut us out of the building WE own?? Last I checked, we pay for the entire thing,

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maga_mama_757 11 points ago +11 / -0

A guy on twatter had an interesting (to me) take on this. (johnheretohelp)

"The fencing is permanent, they don't want you to see or hear what they're doing. Only their "experts, information, or testimony" will be heard. And that will be the only thing they use to make their decisions and enact new laws. What's not being discussed is the Deep State end game with the fencing. It is meant to keep the common people, us, away from the special powerful people in DC. They don't want us to see what they're doing. They don't want us to see who is visiting our capital.

The other part no one has mentioned yet: DC is locked down, no one has considered all of the foreign embassies within that lockdown. Those are sovereign territories, foreign soil. The Dems, once the fencing and everything is permanent, want to "invite" those foreign embassies to have foreign troops patrol their areas. DC is now one giant embassy and you're not allowed on it. This is a sneaky way to get foriegn troops onto US soil. In an area we're no longer allowed to go."

Just interesting!

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TheNewRepublic2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope, the People of the union states do not own the Capitol. D.C. is a foreign country relative to the union states.

So, you might ask, do the "laws" passed by a foreign entity (Congress) apply to the People of the union states? What if France passed laws that they believe apply to the People of the union states? Would the laws actually apply?

If your line of business doesn't require a federal license (alcohol, tobacco, or firearms, for example) to perform your work - you are not subject to a federal income tax.

Any income taxes you pay in Federal Reserve Notes (debt instruments) goes to the IRS, which is a trust based in Puerto Rico. The IRS is also foreign to the union states. Eventually, it all goes go to International Monetary Fund and beyond. Also, Title 26 of the United States Codes (the Income Tax) was NEVER made positive law.

So what would you say if France sent you an income tax bill? Would you accept it and pay? France is foreign to the union states......

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Truglow 11 points ago +11 / -0

Beer through nostrils.

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Fizbin7 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like beer.

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repeal230 2 points ago +2 / -0

No prob with beer!... Unless it's Bud Lite Ice! Fuck that shit!!

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spezisthedevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wish Kavanaugh liked fair elections as much as beer.

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Kelmika 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Bee always brings the best!

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MichelesPenis 5 points ago +5 / -0

"We tried firebombing the local DNC headquarters, but it just wasn't the same."

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turdinthepunch 6 points ago +6 / -0

gahahahaha

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zooty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mister Biden, tear down this trunalimunumaprzure!

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KuzoKevin [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek!

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Taupkek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now thats just plain funny, I dont care who you are!!

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redpillsrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Epic. We need more Babylon Bees and More Project Veritases.

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KuzoKevin [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. The left has no sense of humor any more. Being woke doesn't allow it.

It's actually sad.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brilliant, and also, he never knelt!

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repeal230 2 points ago +2 / -0

DJT kneels to only God Almighty!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top Kek!

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Fizbin7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gave them a monthly subscription today. The Bee, OANN, Epoch Times, Mark Steyn - there are a few still killing it...

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EMP2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can you please not post the entire article?

They gotta eat too you know.

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KuzoKevin [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good point. I'll try to tease a bit more in the future. Thanks.

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IvIA6A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saw that today. They should do a follow-up shot showing it was all staged and he was just in front of a park gate or something similar.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +3 / -1

I did an extended, you know, one of those deep-in-your-gut giggles totally involuntary

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm convinced the Babylon Bee can predict the future.

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freemoonlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I DID NOT EXPECT THIS LOL

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CoreyAnder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both the Babylon Bee and Not the Bee are well worth following on social media. It’s hard to tell the stories apart at times.

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Kaizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

My sides, my fucking sides. Please stahp.

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay, this gave me a good laugh!

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Wohwoh1911 2 points ago +2 / -0

👌

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SeekUFind 1 point ago +1 / -0

The funniest shit, EVER. KEK

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha : ) : ) : )

<3 <3 <3

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trauncher 1 point ago +1 / -0

straight to Twitter... ducking....

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Bigly_Lives_Matter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahahaha!!

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PresidentBidet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too bad there aren't any democrats in cages.

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Foletado 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Babylon Bee mocked opposition to the election fraud.
Infrastructure for integrity of government, elections, society: Wiki, Chat, and More.

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1ValhallaJack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Killing it

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks great in a white suit too.

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NullifyAndSecede 1 point ago +1 / -0

They say they are only our servants, agents, attorneys, and representatives. But this declaration involves an absurdity, a contradiction. No man can be my servant, agent, attorney, or representative, and be, at the same time, uncontrollable by me, and irresponsible to me for his acts. It is of no importance that I appointed him, and put all power in his hands. If I made him uncontrollable by me, and irresponsible to me, he is no longer my servant, agent, attorney, or representative. If I gave him absolute, irresponsible power over my property, I gave him the property. If I gave him absolute, irresponsible power over myself, I made him my master, and gave myself to him as a slave.

Lysander Spooner

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Troof 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone send this to horseface yet?

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

TOP KEK!

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TheNewRepublic2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

FAF!

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finscreenname 1 point ago +1 / -0

FAKE, Trump would never wear a white over coat....

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Casino -2 points ago +1 / -3

Genius