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kornesque 97 points ago +97 / -0

"Hey Florida. Is this a panhandle in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?"

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lovemylibs 45 points ago +45 / -0

Sorry, I would have gone peninsula instead of panhandle.

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kornesque 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Hey Florida. Is this a peninsula filling the crotch of my pants are have I just not nutted in 10 months?"

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Chris-bowen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Penis-ular