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TomWolfsTinyDick 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have more respect for mall cops than the FBI these days.

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DeadOverRed 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey, violent 17 year olds are well-known for their patience and planning capabilities. . .

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Groundpounder 8 points ago +8 / -0

The alleged “nazi symbols” were never described in the article. I’m placing bets it was a MAGA hat.

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a_grassnake_01 6 points ago +6 / -0

This dude was hardcore too: "The Ohio teen even put up Nazi flags in his bedroom before his mom told him to take them down."

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Chopblock 2 points ago +2 / -0

But he was almost operational, just like that bonus mission in Call of Duty IV! As soon as he moved out, graduated high school, got a car, found a Nazi girlfriend (or at least one Far Right enough to bake snacks for the strike team training rehearsals), married her (they could reduce mission logistics time-to-target by sewing the uniforms to also be usher uniforms for the wedding), got a job, saved up (maybe with a little loan from mom) enough to buy a ranch suitable to convert into a operational military training facility, designed and built the range, barracks, command center, parade grounds, brig, etc., and planned and rehearsed the op (training makes all the difference, that’s why Pepe lost WW2), the only thing left to do would be to raise and train a litter of military service animals (German Shepherds, obviously).

He learned his lesson — never trust a Canadian puppy mill breeder with high-level military plans because that whole industry is practically all undercover Feds, man.

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MooseKnukl3 1 point ago +1 / -0

His mom said he chewed the corners of his chicken tendies into the shape of a swastika

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magnokor 4 points ago +4 / -0

According to facts, the commies are the ones attacking the electricity.

In the Philippines, the Communist New People's Army, the Moro National Liberation Front, and the Abu Sayyaf group all attacked the electrical grid. And in South Africa, a military wing of the African National Congress carried out multiple attacks on electrical stations during the apartheid regime.

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Emhunt_77 4 points ago +4 / -0

Evil!

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NuclearRocks1 3 points ago +3 / -0

This only the beginning.............

God Speed Warriors, adapt, prepare, keep your head down. Be ready. Be Best. 🥴

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williammcfadden 2 points ago +2 / -0

The news media is at fault for being a part of the effort to control.

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Buck_Fiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did the power station have a rope pull on a roll-up door?

Better get on that.