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posted ago by ravioli_king ago by ravioli_king +421 / -0

He's afraid of covid, been afraid 8+ months. He's been watching Netflix and nothing else those 8 months. He just knows mask up, and nose swab to get tested. I haven't talked to him in 4 months, so I explained the new tech.

I told him the tests give a lot of false positives, he agreed, said they're new tech, they'd need to be.

I showed him, double and triple masking will be the new norm. He laughed and said yeah right. So I showed him the news reports.

I awkwardly told him that WHO and China have rolled out a new anal swab test. Yeah right. Gave him more and more news of it. That it's real. That is what red pilled him.

Hoop after hoop. It will never be enough hoops to jump through. He's drawing the line. Said if masks weren't enough it's because we're farting the virus and will probably need to wear diapers to keep each other safe.

He has chosen to disbelieve the mainstream news, that they're all just messing with us now.

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PeacefullautoFlavor 12 points ago +12 / -0

butt probe red pill LMAO i gotta go draw now

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ravioli_king [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Good news! It's not a pill... it's a suppository!

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PeacefullautoFlavor 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol check new

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AceOfTrumps 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is a futurama meme... Also, good job OP! had a similar experience myself