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Coolgenner 32 points ago +32 / -0

Convenient spacing

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leakmouth [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yeah it was weird. Something got in the way and pushed those two words apart. I don’t know what it was

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Jlin 5 points ago +7 / -2

meme That's a penis!

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TriPhosphate 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek

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j4ckp0t 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek! That's a dick

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RightwingGorilla 25 points ago +25 / -0

Gross, but yeah 😔

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Olds77 10 points ago +10 / -0

I mean he could at least tuck, right? It has to be more aerodynamic.

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's all....asymmetrical. He's deliberately letting it flop about, flaunting it for attention, like a bosomy girl running track without a bra to troll the less-busty girls.

>Normally one would wear an "athletic supporter"/jock-strap thingy, or at least "support underwear" for running. This is to prevent "testicle trauma," which is much less fun than one might imagine- and claiming to be female would not make that person immune. This guy seems to be forcing a "behold my feminine dongcopter" on those unfortunate girls. Some of them have been sincere in their efforts, training since childhood with hopes for going to state-championships or even the Olympics. Now they have this sudden invasion of boys way out of their height/weight class not only making a mockery of their "competition" but demanding access to the girls' showers. (Link is NSFW obviously, it's a dongcopter but the normal-ish kind, a guy dongcoptering. There are also unfortunately "feminine dongcopter" videos but no thanks.)

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Greenhills 14 points ago +14 / -0

For what it’s worth, I don’t know one suburban mom who wasn’t totally in the tank for Trump. And I know lots of moms.

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crazyjackel 10 points ago +10 / -0

Congratulations to all you woke dead people who voted for Biden. The best part about having your 17 year old great grand-daughter compete against a 17 year old boy is that after she loses to him, she may get to take a shower with him and she won't visit your grave out of protest. Thank god we got rid of the bad orange man.

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ancillasedet 9 points ago +9 / -0

Beautiful, space right by his Mike.

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KnightsofReee 6 points ago +6 / -0

When I was going to school and we were told we had to shower after gym class, the girls just wrapped towels around themselves then turned the shower on just enough to wet their hair to fool the instructors. That was before this tranny bullshit. Girls today might want to go this route.

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DrMarcyM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hah! We did the same. It's gotta still be happening. I'm sure they've figured out a way to stay protected against the wayward penis entering the locker room. 😡

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DudePlayingaDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

FUCKING BIG DICK ENERGY! in more ways than one, <vomit>

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remindmelater 5 points ago +5 / -0

For the past 50 years women have hammered every male institution demanding to be included or it be destroyed. Lord knows we tried to resist but the feminazis were just too much with their high powered lawyers insisting that that we rearrange nature to accommodate them. So they finally won....and this is what they get....I don't like it....but in a way it's hilarious....Women should fight this like the fought to destroy all those other male institutions.

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ivana-humpalot 3 points ago +3 / -0

A dick and a sports bra. What afreakshow

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

The formatting is perfect, making spaces ("old.......boy") for the spandex penor : )

>boing

On the bright side, all the wymyns' sports records are being set at an unprecedented rate!

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NoTimeToBleed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any society that allows this is terminally ill.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Das rayciss. White trannies have penises too.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barry would be happy with that huge cock, big Mike doesn't satisfy him

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is he wearing a sports bra?

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BroadSunlitUplands 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump wasn’t voted out.

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NadlerShartWaddle 1 point ago +1 / -0

sad kek

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finscreenname 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe just set them back to when he got started in DC 50 years ago.

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Perhelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao the word placement for this is 🍆perfect👌🏽

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MagaShoghi 1 point ago +1 / -0

WIAA Open For Comments on Ammendment to Rules on Transgender Athletics In Washington State they currently asking for public comments on this topic...... you know to do pedes.