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Bump [S] 299 points ago +301 / -2

Not a boner, but I'm so excited my nips need their own bra 😎

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consumptiveballerina 142 points ago +144 / -2

We have the best women.

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War_Hamster 87 points ago +87 / -0

Because the best women raise the best men.

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Spezcuck 35 points ago +39 / -4

every homo has straight parents

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spelunking_librator 31 points ago +31 / -0

maybe the dad sucks dick in gas stations

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arebee 2 points ago +2 / -0

and a cooming addiction/some other predatory adult in their life.

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Lowersidecustoms 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you mean *biological parents

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was once true.

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Filetsmignon 16 points ago +16 / -0

And the best men raise the best boners.

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BuckyKatt60 15 points ago +15 / -0

Only conservative women give birth to real men. (300 reference)

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ViolettFem 5 points ago +6 / -1

300 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 Women have gotten pregnant just watching it on their couches :D

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Come home with your shield or upon it.

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Spaceforcedropout 41 points ago +42 / -1

Hott

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slangin_paint 10 points ago +10 / -0

Brah

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Jarlason10 7 points ago +7 / -0

You saying it's not?

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slangin_paint 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm just saying...brah

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Toughsky_Shitsky 35 points ago +37 / -2

How you doin' ?

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TheCremaster 27 points ago +28 / -1

Was I supposed to read that in Joey Tribione voice?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 32 points ago +32 / -0

Only if you are a lady. If twig-n-berries, I meant financially 'how you doin' ....

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ViolettFem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually I thought that was Wendy Williams (who's now gone psycho on drugs)

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Numaeus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Very disrespectful.

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RuthBGinsburgsTumor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only in a blue shirt.

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mrxforsenate19909902 5 points ago +6 / -1

how you doin?