Just got to a company and went in too get my next load. The guy is a prick and points at his face. Im like what? He says mask. So i tell him oh im sorry i dont usually wear a mask because im not a communist like yourself. He then tells me oh well your load won't be ready for a while and I tell him great I get paid the same regardless! Fucking load was ready in 10 minutes.
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shoulda said nothing walked away and got some food. then came back and informed him that you are getting paid for this. while eating your breakfast sammie
Back when I worked at wal-mart they actually had a name for it, the "Gregg". One of our stock-boys was constantly known for getting into it with the customers, and would actively eat the most obnoxious things while talking to them under the guise of "they don't pay me for lunch breaks". It became so much of an inside joke that for christmas one year his secret santa got him one of those sippy-hats with the can holder on each side, so he could drink and do his job at the same time.
This is funny, the sippy hat thing lol
Breakfast Burrito part two