70 The Jokes Write Themselves (media.patriots.win) posted 76 days ago by Cyansis 76 days ago by Cyansis +70 / -0 4 comments share 4 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (4) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 6 ▼ – biggerthanpluto 6 points 76 days ago +6 / -0 Or just point it away from your face. permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – tremendous_trump2020 6 points 76 days ago +6 / -0 "Avoid kissing and wear a mask during sex." Forgets to mention the more important condom, so we can expect an increase in cases of herpes and gonorrhea. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – ThisIsHowItStarts 1 point 76 days ago +1 / -0 Right! Except for now they’re swab in your asshole to see if you have Covid. So can’t you get Covid that way? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – nutmeg 1 point 76 days ago +1 / -0 Once your close enough to have sex it really doesn't matter. This is dumb. permalink save report block reply
Or just point it away from your face.
"Avoid kissing and wear a mask during sex." Forgets to mention the more important condom, so we can expect an increase in cases of herpes and gonorrhea.
Right! Except for now they’re swab in your asshole to see if you have Covid. So can’t you get Covid that way?
Once your close enough to have sex it really doesn't matter. This is dumb.