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Maga0351 116 points ago +116 / -0

OMG I missed Crowder!

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Formerlurker92 55 points ago +55 / -0

Back with a vengeance

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BasedTemplar 29 points ago +29 / -0

Here to stick that microphone up Pedo Joe's ass and make him squeeze it out.

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bloviatingwobbegong 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sounds like the new COVID test.

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GastonP1000 11 points ago +11 / -0

So this is what Crowder has been working on this whole time. Absolute Masterpiece!

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've got my alarm set. Can't wait to see what his half-Asian lawyer has up his sleeve.

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Lembas_Bran 75 points ago +77 / -2

QUARTER BLAAACK!!

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goldkeyboardwarrior 73 points ago +73 / -0

I think Biden didn't have enough masks on and sounded too coherent.

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rebuildingMyself 41 points ago +41 / -0

The China flagpin was a good touch

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goldkeyboardwarrior 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yeah, that reminds me of how SNL with their extreme case of TDS had Alec Baldwin wearing a Russian flagpin while he was playing President Trump. Despite there being way more evidence Biden is in bed with China than Trump having anything to do with Russia.

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

What is this evidence thingie you speak of?

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bloviatingwobbegong 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don't know what I am signing.

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Alaskan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just sign it.

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bloviatingwobbegong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Confused look. Cough. Signs it anyway.

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sickofaltspin 3 points ago +3 / -0

It needed a sound clip of him saying "Come on man!" when he got hit.

EDIT: I couldn't leave it out... I had to be done.

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ALargeRock 38 points ago +38 / -0

I miss crowder!

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Bigdickboi [S] 38 points ago +39 / -1

*gone I got stickied with a spelling mistake. Oh well my name is Bigdickboi

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 13 points ago +13 / -0

Is that you, Big Mike?

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BigMikeBigPepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

You rang

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's the magic of the sticke. Mispell a word or leave a word out. If that doesn't work and somehow you got the sticky anyway, the second you post it you will think of the most brilliant title ever. But by then it's too late, the fastest sticky ever mods have already slapped you on the front page.

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BasedTemplar 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fastest sticky this side of the Mississippi.

I'm somewhat of a poet myself. tips fedora

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Donker 5 points ago +5 / -0

I read that title a few times and felt like a genius when I realized it was supposed to say "gone"

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Lukemia 30 points ago +30 / -0

I need more ! Do the whole movie

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TimeToHang2020 20 points ago +20 / -0

for fucking real!

Constantly sending my prayers to him, his family, and the awesome team that he has surrounded himself with.

They are are clever, creative, and fucking hilarious.

Case in point (my favorite LWC Parody)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=069WpIIAfHM

Fuck youtube "Joe Biden is the certified president" .. GET FUCKED YOUTUBE YOU FUCKING DUMB CHINESE COCK SUCKERS

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RayRay1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Such a catchy song.

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GGodHand 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Former Vice-President"

Love how Crowder just spat on Pedo Joe. No one is buying that Biden is actually president. Everyone knows Trump won and is the actual POTUS.

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Dragonmoon333 16 points ago +16 / -0

YAAAAAAS HES BACK

OH GOD WE'VE MISSED HIM

Pretty good editing too!

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SkeletorsTeeth 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mugs unite

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Bigdickboi [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, do you know how to edit them?

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just call everyone a spelling bigot.

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Alaskan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shut the duck up

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Kendoextendo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahahah fucking Gerald ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Tuarac 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was the best!

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 6 points ago +6 / -0

I tried to get this stickied and I failed. Seems I am not destined for sticky greatness ๐Ÿฅบ

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thistlemitten 15 points ago +15 / -0

You must have spelled the title correctly.

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diCenturion 1 point ago +3 / -2

Lay off the soy, boy. Itโ€™s only fake internet points.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Too late. Already crying in the corner guzzling some Soylent.

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diCenturion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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Mystery_D 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think you meant "gone for a month and a half"

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Mystery_D 8 points ago +8 / -0

fucking spelling supremacist

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Split personality!

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diCenturion 6 points ago +6 / -0

Crowder is back baby!! That vid was on point. When Biden took his shades off, I thought I was staring into the eyes of Jaydolf Inslee (GOV of WA). Spooked me for a bit there. Well done Crowder and team!

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FinalDeliverance 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bravo...

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beta-detector 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck'n brilliant!!! :)))

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raytheater 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welcome back!

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AUS4MAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love Steven, and I love how much effort they put into these shorts!

I did cringe hard enough to create a singularity, though. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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RayRay1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sooo happy they are back. I pray for their continued success!

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Truglow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just the other day I was telling a coworker how this same scene and how Buden was xerces.

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was hoping for a Messenger scene tbh

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VeganMAGApede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't care who doesn't like Crowder... it's important to have as many conservative shows around as possible to compete with the endless garbage on legacy TV.

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gone

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sickofaltspin 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was missing something... and I couldn't leave it out... I had to be done.

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Antisemite-I-Guess 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thatโ€™s just hilarious

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ionizer 2 points ago +2 / -0

....and the democratics to fling back hypocrisy that this is a death threat (despite C list comedians literally holding trumps bloodied head) for throwing a microphone in 3 2 1...

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank the gods crowder is coming back.

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AtticusDenzil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now i wanna see the Trump Won version

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mainsoda 1 point ago +1 / -0

So damned good, I can't wait!

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AlinaBelle 1 point ago +1 / -0

They like scifi and hollywood. That is just what they are going to get. Made in Maga

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 1 point ago +1 / -0

lolllll

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TrueRedWhiteandBlue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bad ass!!!!!!

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me-no-likely2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hilarious

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Beardedboom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn. Thats all I got.

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Pepelosi 1 point ago +1 / -0

He should make movies. TITS!

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SFWarrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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pup1pup 1 point ago +1 / -0

I missed Crowder.

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JohnParker1 1 point ago +1 / -0

In four years you forgot. That's what they are banking on. They destroyed the best economy in 50 years. Put you back to Obamacare. Let the Chinese in to control our power grid. It's not about the will of the people (Nancy). It's all about your wallet. Why hasn't Kamala Harris been impeached for sedition for the video inciting the riots this his summer? This woman got to where she is becaus of her skin color and her sex. Niether her nor pedo Joe have the qualifications to lead anything. They're just along for the ride.Ro you have2 billion dollars to pay for the damage Kamala? Are you going to bring back all the innocent lives you've cost Kamala? You're banking on Americans to be cowards and forget. What will you do when a Battalion of Marines walks in there and wipes your weekend warriors out? Call in the Chinese? Eventually it all comes out in the wash.

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Gwoz8881 -6 points ago +2 / -8

Crowder is such a beta

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Bigdickboi [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Production was great and 300 is great

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ryuaz 4 points ago +4 / -0

I take it you haven't seen 300 before? This was perfect.

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SenorTrumper 14 points ago +14 / -0

Spammer alert