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WakandanScientist 104 points ago +104 / -0

Bumble is the feminist dating app that has men wait for women to reach out to them first, so nobody should be using this particular dumpster of an app.

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Annpi 42 points ago +42 / -0

Who qualifies as a "women".....?

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WakandanScientist 30 points ago +30 / -0

Well it looks like they count guys who look ugly in a dress, but not ugly enough where it looks like there might be some self-awareness and they're doing it ironically. Not sure how they make that distinction, though.

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iSignedUpForThis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Persons.

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DisbandTheCIA 17 points ago +17 / -0

That doesn’t sound very feminist at all

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WakandanScientist 10 points ago +11 / -1

Anything to "challenge outdated heterosexual norms". Everyone has to be equally effeminate.

What I didn't realize is that restriction isn't in place for same-sex matches. Not surprising they make the deviant behavior easier.

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Cmchn 1 point ago +1 / -0

They see hetero relationships as something shameful and oppressive, but romanticize gay ones into something from a Disney movie.

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Ifififokiedoke 10 points ago +12 / -2

Lol wut. Theres a lot more MAGA chicks on bumble and a lot better quality than the others.

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christianknight 7 points ago +9 / -2

This is ironically based. Makes women do the work.

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FutureMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this for real? Do any men ever get contacted? lol

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HanginChad 34 points ago +35 / -1

Where are they?

I mean besides patriots.win

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Red_Turtle 2 points ago +2 / -0

This sums up my life and struggles to a T.

I was going back to college and finishing my second year when everything got shut down. I'm always in a study area, library, or working in the tutor center, so hardly anybody saw me.

It's pretty difficult to find people my age and political persuasion because of that. No idea how to begin actively searching in a blue run state either, especially since I'm more traditional and prefer a more male-led relationship.

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ObamakilledJoan 24 points ago +24 / -0

I agree. Where are these Patriot men in real life (coming from a real life patriot woman)

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Rkupcake 31 points ago +31 / -0

Probably working

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ObamakilledJoan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Touché

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Skogin 11 points ago +11 / -0

I just quit my job because the institution become overtly communist.

So I’m here now.

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PennsylPede1776 29 points ago +30 / -1

We're out there. We're probably in our garage/workshop alone, or basement bar with friends, avoiding the population because it's infested with diseased, mentally ill liberals.

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Dremux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sums it up quite nicely.

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NWM85 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup.

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GrayLine 1 point ago +1 / -0

brushes off garage sawdust Yes, Sir, I'd say you're right.

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RabidZoo 7 points ago +8 / -1

We want to know where all the Patriot women are too!! I'm starting to think you ladies are unicorns 'cuz I can't find one!

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christianknight 4 points ago +7 / -3

Check the kitchen in their parents homes. Once they leave that...well youre going to have to lift some emotional baggage.

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randomusers239874 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are very few; there are way more right wing men than women, which is why the dating scene is so messed up. That, and something like 66% of women are obese nowadays.

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russianbot2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sup

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pepperconchobhar 2 points ago +2 / -0

I found mine in college. My daughter found hers in the army.

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GodSaveTheWest 17 points ago +17 / -0

I hear trying a church gives you a higher chance of finding one.

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Trump2024 7 points ago +8 / -1

I'm a mid-50's semi retired widower. I'm slightly overweight, balding and walk with a pimp limp. I swear I'm turning women away. The secret is confidence and solid eye contact but not so much you look like a psycho.

Venues to find a decent woman: church, dance classes, upscale PUB's - not dance clubs or bars, farmers markets, borrow a friend's dog to walk, the paint section or garden areas of the hardware store. Going to better venues gets you better quality and likely conservative women.

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Kek_The_World 3 points ago +3 / -0

Solid advice. Hope you find love again.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks pede. I'm not looking for love again and maybe that's helping with meeting women. I'm certainly not on the prowl. The way I look at life is that I've already had my happy ever after. Everything else is gravy. Bonus rounds. Biscuits and coffee after dessert. If love finds me I won't fight it off but it's not the destination.

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worldowedexplanation 3 points ago +3 / -0

Working out.

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45semiautosp 8 points ago +9 / -1

I like sabatoge. Like what someone said a long while ago on another board: Pose as a post op tranny female with a supermodel-like female picture and express happiness with the results...etc.

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Pirate_Lafitte 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yes they are. I met several fantastic women online.

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Pirate_Lafitte 1 point ago +4 / -3

Enroll in college and go to frat parties

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pepperconchobhar 2 points ago +2 / -0

^This^

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Demonrat2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

That it a great video. Here's another one with some british humor. https://youtu.be/OnLpylrZ028

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coolhandcuke 23 points ago +24 / -1

Bumble is a terrible name. It reminds me of the MadTV dating site parody called "Lowered Expectations."

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wizzolf 11 points ago +11 / -0

Reminds me of Hugh Grant, as a descriptor of his speaking style.

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +2 / -1

how he was ever considered a male sex symbol was beyond me.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +4 / -1

Not everyone on the casting couch is a woman.

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Ryanaissance 0 points ago +1 / -1

Everything is rigged.

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PlantBasedMeatball 21 points ago +22 / -1

Breaking Bumble files for bankruptcy after banning entire straight male user base

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MikeObamasVeineyCock 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lol I got banned on them long ago because I put no fatties in my profile.

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Bigpoppatrump420 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trannies trying to trick straight men. I think we'd know when we see (and smell) that fuckin botch job. I just puked on my keyboard.

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Bogey 12 points ago +12 / -0

Suck the cock, you bigot

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TEXinLA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Go Woke...

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Annpi 8 points ago +8 / -0

FYI.... bumble is an app where only "females" can make the first move/contact. I wonder who are considered "female" and isn't that that sexist "males" can't make the first move.... what if youre "male" but feel like a "female"... shits fucking too complicated!!!

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TrudopesEyebrow [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

https://nypost.com/2021/01/28/bumble-will-ban-users-for-body-shaming-potential-dates/

The company announced Wednesday that the app would begin throwing out members caught using “language that can be deemed fat-phobic, ableist, racist, colorist, homophobic or transphobic.”
The new restrictions will apply to users’ direct messages as well as those with profiles that openly discriminate against different body types.

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LesboPregnancyScare 21 points ago +21 / -0

we need more body shaming. everyone is so fat now its disgusting. 70% of the US population is overweight with 40% being obese.

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OlLadyPede 11 points ago +11 / -0

There is mo such thing ad body shaming. There's only people upset about facing the inescapable truth that they are fat and so not attractive.

Fat is not sexy. Fuck the idea of fat shaming. It's just the damn truth

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LesboPregnancyScare 5 points ago +5 / -0

i know, i call it that because that is what those fat losers call it. The reality is an innocuous ad with attractive women shames them because they feel ashamed about their body. Its only considered "shaming" because they feel ashamed, fit/thin women just remind them to feel ashamed.

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rockettails 11 points ago +11 / -0

Of course that excludes "Don't even bother if you're not 6'."

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wethedownvoted 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is it possible in this day and age to make a social media app where people can meet and talk to each other without corporations pretending to be governments interfering

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45semiautosp 1 point ago +1 / -0

gab

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Witchstone 7 points ago +9 / -2

Dating apps are for degens. Go meet people IRL and you're less likely to find a girl with an OnlyFans or a man with bodies buried somewhere.

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Jaggie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like a successful business model to me...if you want to go bankrupt.

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Trainborn5 6 points ago +6 / -0

So if I said, I want a redhead women between 29-35 who wants kids” I would be banned?

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TrudopesEyebrow [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

“I want a redhead biological woman between 29-35 who wants kids” , would def get you banned.

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honeymussie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Honkity honk honk. Every man needs to stop using these apps and let them collapse under their own stupidity and cat piss filled studio apartments.

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Trainborn5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wouldn’t that be implied in my request? A transgender redhead woman who was once a man cannot have kids. Or should I say “redhead cisgender person who menstruates” Or am I being hair-ist since not wanting a brunette is racist? And wanting children promotes global warming?

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GodSaveTheWest 4 points ago +5 / -1

"who wants kids" can just mean adoption. Or a surrogate mother. Plenty of gender dysphoria patients want kids.

Also if you enough kids to actually make a difference in diversifying the world with more redheads, youre starting pretty late with a woman who is 30+

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

It could also imply much much worse.

Remember, we are talking about degenerates and demons.

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Redpillmachine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that what colorist means?! Can’t even fucking like blondes or redheads anymore?!

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GodSaveTheWest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont even entertainment the retarded terms the left comes up with. Its called a preference and everybody has them. If they didnt we would all be fucking the first person we saw.

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Equityopinion 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish there was a patriots.match! Just divorced a liberal man. FREEEEDOM!

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Titan42 0 points ago +1 / -1

Getting rid of my liberal lady as we speak. Need a based relationship

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TEXinLA 5 points ago +5 / -0

So no more "ISO smoking hot trim lady born without a dick" is no longer okay?

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Sgtt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just when you thought internet dating couldn't be worse

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wizzolf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Get off the uniparty's minions' applications, NOW!

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BlackKat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bumble is for simps

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neokulak 3 points ago +3 / -0

I tried the app and deleted it a couple years ago after they just took all their uglies and made me sort through them. It's a test of some kind. If you just go by the internet, you'd think women were mostly wildebeests and hookers.

Social media makes women unattractive. Who wants to be around someone who needs that much attention.

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PaleIsTheNewTanPS5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now I wanna download it just to roast them all

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swamp_clorox 3 points ago +3 / -0

guaranteed that it is only men not liking other men and fat beasts. A woman has the right to not like fat men or men that pretend to be women.

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Tx4wheel2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Challenge accepted!!!!

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worldofsmut 3 points ago +5 / -2

I think it's just to stop people writing "No fat chicks" on their profile.

Anyone who does this is shooting themself in the foot anyway as lots of decent girls will think you're an asshole.

Not that hard to just swipe left on their fat asses.

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TheWinningNeverStops 3 points ago +3 / -0

So they are going to ban their main source of income? Women only use the app because of men looking to get laid. Without men their shitty app dies.

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Drinkup4 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a bold strategy cotton, lets see how that plays out for them

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RDDPro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big Mike!

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Fizbin7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody likes ugly women or trannies. No one on earth, or Mars.

And we are sick to death of twits pretending otherwise because they think it makes them sound nicer. It makes you sound psychotic.

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Edial 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why do people not understand that by forcing people to accept others (typically under threat of some consequence(s)) they're just going to create hate? I'm genuinely tired of the amount of handholding that goes on to give people validation. The hypocrisy is nauseating too as I bet you the majority of obese women on these apps wouldn't ever date an obese man.

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Adhal 3 points ago +3 / -0

well i guess you know where to go if you like them fat or with a cock.. seems like the app is trying to fail

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mmmmm fat cock

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get an Asian wife .

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Ampman69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed but find one that likes sex. Many do not.

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remindmelater 2 points ago +2 / -0

So your thoughts are not acceptable (to us) on or off the app...and we will monitor your chats to make sure....Hilarious......I wonder if they'll help with the erection.....Be careful out there men....I've seen women marry men just so they could divorce them years later for their money.....you've got to admire that kind of commitment to a lie....but the evil therein....beware...

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Gotanidea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I’d short that if it’s a stock.

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bananafone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please. It's easier to pickup women in person. Chad UP boys.

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Fuck_reddit34 2 points ago +2 / -0

“For those who may not know, body shaming means forcing your opinion of a ‘good body’ onto others.”

Any this doing exactly that?

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brundlefly777 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Just bake the cake!"

...

(We are here)

...

"Just suck the dick!"

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Ampman69 2 points ago +2 / -0

All those apps are scams just to get the guys to pay.

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Turnin_the_frogs_gay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just go ahead and pre-ban me please. Thanks.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not a dating app - it's a

COERCION TOOL

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PROBE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've already banned Bumble for being a totally fucking cucked app.

Only a bumbling far would find his way into that app.

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WisestGuru93 2 points ago +2 / -0

I purged my phone after they banned Trump. All online dating apps suffered the same fate as snapchat, whatsapp, twitter, etc. Also all banking apps and more.

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ireallylikedogs2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fine but I want my woman to be at least 300lbs and at least 6 feet tall AT THE SAME TIME or I won't swipe.

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair is fair

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Peter2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

They act like they are oligarchy like Facebook lol.

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Lurkermon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Suck the femdick BIGOT!!!

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t think ‘not liking’ them will get you banned but being verbal about disliking them likely will.

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BidenTouch 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMG! ...they might have actually talk to a girl! Those monsters!

Despite what you may have been told the best dating app/roach is to be a man and Boldly, Aggressively, Confidently, Directly, and Sincerely approach the girl you like, interact with her purposefully, make clear your attraction to her, your desire for ongoing contact with her, and then accept her answer/response like an adult.

From Yes to No, whatever it is, be a man and accept the answer for what it is. She might not be in to you and if she isn't you are better off not forcing the issue. So just go find a girl that is into you.

Also, that ("From Yes to No") is not a grammatical mistake. I did not mistype. As infuriating as it can be, women give more than just a binary "yes" or "no" response even if they only use those words. Their responses range from "no." to "NO!" to "Hell No!" to "Maybe" to "try harder" to "not now" to "what can you do for me" to "why not? I'm bored." to "I feel so sorry for you" to "how sweet" to "What took you so long?!" to "I do!".

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randomusers239874 2 points ago +2 / -0

You sound like a boomer. The dating scene has gotten completely fucked up due to the internet. The top 80% of women are chasing the top 20% of men, and refuse to "settle for less". It's been studied a lot in the last few years, women see themselves so far above the average man they're waiting too long and end up horribly single well into their 30s. The thing is, the bottom 80% of men refuse to date those women due to age, and the fact that those same women were snubbing them in their 20s, so there is an excess of single people, few marriages, and few children. This is not men's fault, it's 100% women's.

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BidenTouch 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, but your points and view are very valid. The dating scene has been trending down like this for a long time. This is what happens when a society promotes promiscuity, exaggerates female contribution, effort, and oppression, devalues and de-legitimizes masculinity, They want to preserve male duty while dismissing male values.

They have built a society that teaches women to take everything a man does for granted (like providing a living), demonizes masculinity and success (blaming men for other peoples short-comings), and devalues women by attacking what men value.

The truth is men like the idea of a slut, but no one values it; no one wants to marry a whore, but there will always be a line to sleep with them. Society used to reflect this, but now young women are led to believe chastity is male oppression, but fidelity in marriage is their right.

But why would/should I give the security of fidelity and provision with nothing I value in return; like: Virginity, Fidelity, Respect, Submission. Better by far to master the use of whores and stay single keeping your wealth.

But you were not raised with those values and it is not what you want; so rather than settle for the whores you know, why not look afar and abroad and find a woman to your liking that also shares your values and knows the value of a good man?

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Tron_town 1 point ago +2 / -1

So should we start buying shares now for the short sale of Bumble?

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hodlmybeer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Suck that lady penis, bigot!

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck that boi pussy