Hopefully with this book I'm going to dispel a few myths, a few rumors. First off the retarded do not rule the night. They don't rule it - nobody does. They don't run in packs. And while they may not be as strong as apes don't lock eyes with them. Don't do it - puts 'em on edge. They might go into berserker mode - come at you like a whirling dervish all fists and elbows.
You might be screaming "No No No" and all they hear is "who wants cake?" Let me tell you something, they all do, they all want cake.
Well, that's it for the celebration. I guess the most important thing to remember is that they're just like you and me
Welcome to Retardation a Celebration
Hopefully with this book I'm going to dispel a few myths, a few rumors. First off the retarded do not rule the night. They don't rule it - nobody does. They don't run in packs. And while they may not be as strong as apes don't lock eyes with them. Don't do it - puts 'em on edge. They might go into berserker mode - come at you like a whirling dervish all fists and elbows.
You might be screaming "No No No" and all they hear is "who wants cake?" Let me tell you something, they all do, they all want cake.
Well, that's it for the celebration. I guess the most important thing to remember is that they're just like you and me