On 4Chan's /soc/ board I remember seeing a chart get passed around. Basically it listed off generic examples of the 1-10 rating scale of attractiveness for men and women. 6 for men was basically "You can get a date, but you'll have to work exponentially harder than a 7.". For women, 2 was "You can have whatever you want up to 7.". So that explains how a swollen dependa can cheat lol
Find out which cardboard box they're living in and drop off job applications for the solar panel installation company, McDonald's and GameStop. Every day of the week.
Extra bonus points if you do it when you pull up in the Lamborghini you bought with your $GME shares.
If he lost his wife over a bad stock deal, then he really had a sham of a marriage. A wife who did not support him through thick and thin - she is in it for the cool hard cash only
Literally my 24 YO me's path to gainful employment circa 2010 after struggling for a year and a half when my job disappeared along with it my house and all the money I had been saving working pipeline construction since the age of 18.
And they can get a Camaro at 50% APR. And you even get to replace that wife with a stripper.
Do you have to be a hedge fund guy first? I just wanna skip to the fun part
Okay, but when the stripper takes the Camaro and half your salary while you're still paying the note, don't cry that you can't afford more GME.
I'm cool living in a storage unit and eating Mare's.
LOL. Alright, then.
lifegoals
They never leave. Dependas love that Tricare. Hardest job in the military is being a dependapotamus.
Check out this happily married couple.
Hahah better than the usual one who balloons to 400 pounds within a year and still figures out how to cheat.
On 4Chan's /soc/ board I remember seeing a chart get passed around. Basically it listed off generic examples of the 1-10 rating scale of attractiveness for men and women. 6 for men was basically "You can get a date, but you'll have to work exponentially harder than a 7.". For women, 2 was "You can have whatever you want up to 7.". So that explains how a swollen dependa can cheat lol
Yeah, that sounds about right.
If not, there's also learning to code or making solar panels.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kek
Find out which cardboard box they're living in and drop off job applications for the solar panel installation company, McDonald's and GameStop. Every day of the week.
Extra bonus points if you do it when you pull up in the Lamborghini you bought with your $GME shares.
InB4 his command reprimands him for daring to make fun of the "elites"
This picture was taken from - https://funnyjunk.com/Disheartened+knowledgeable+crane/ofhwMbs/
No we need them here for the green kobs
LEARN TO CODE
Join Biden's fucking army? No thanks.
they actually pay like 35% tax on that bonus too. ask me how I know.
You lost your wife bc of a shitty investment? Dude that’s not a wife that’s a whore
Just wait for your 600 dollar stimulus check, learn to code, or learn how to be part of the green jobs market! :/
If he lost his wife over a bad stock deal, then he really had a sham of a marriage. A wife who did not support him through thick and thin - she is in it for the cool hard cash only
Applicant: Do you offer bonuses
Air Force Recruiter: Yes.. you get to be in the Air Force instead of the guys across the hall.
They wouldn't even make it a day in boot camp. Yet I'm the loser for working with my hands and knowing how to fix stuff.
Cant wait for the end of times... These fucks are gonna be hungry.
Literally my 24 YO me's path to gainful employment circa 2010 after struggling for a year and a half when my job disappeared along with it my house and all the money I had been saving working pipeline construction since the age of 18.
Here we go again....
lmao.
LOL