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#GoArmy for the former Billionaire hedge fund CEOs (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by rocketWagon ago by rocketWagon +1787 / -0
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– rockettails 47 points ago +47 / -0

And they can get a Camaro at 50% APR. And you even get to replace that wife with a stripper.

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– Side-o-Beef_Curtains 25 points ago +25 / -0

Do you have to be a hedge fund guy first? I just wanna skip to the fun part

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– DeadOverRed 26 points ago +26 / -0

Okay, but when the stripper takes the Camaro and half your salary while you're still paying the note, don't cry that you can't afford more GME.

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– Side-o-Beef_Curtains 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm cool living in a storage unit and eating Mare's.

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– DeadOverRed 8 points ago +8 / -0

LOL. Alright, then.

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– rockettails 9 points ago +9 / -0

They never leave. Dependas love that Tricare. Hardest job in the military is being a dependapotamus.

Check out this happily married couple.

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– DeadOverRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahah better than the usual one who balloons to 400 pounds within a year and still figures out how to cheat.

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