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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 25 points ago +25 / -0

Do you have to be a hedge fund guy first? I just wanna skip to the fun part

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DeadOverRed 26 points ago +26 / -0

Okay, but when the stripper takes the Camaro and half your salary while you're still paying the note, don't cry that you can't afford more GME.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm cool living in a storage unit and eating Mare's.

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DeadOverRed 8 points ago +8 / -0

LOL. Alright, then.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

lifegoals

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rockettails 9 points ago +9 / -0

They never leave. Dependas love that Tricare. Hardest job in the military is being a dependapotamus.

Check out this happily married couple.

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DeadOverRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahah better than the usual one who balloons to 400 pounds within a year and still figures out how to cheat.

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rockettails 4 points ago +4 / -0

On 4Chan's /soc/ board I remember seeing a chart get passed around. Basically it listed off generic examples of the 1-10 rating scale of attractiveness for men and women. 6 for men was basically "You can get a date, but you'll have to work exponentially harder than a 7.". For women, 2 was "You can have whatever you want up to 7.". So that explains how a swollen dependa can cheat lol