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rockettails 9 points ago +9 / -0

They never leave. Dependas love that Tricare. Hardest job in the military is being a dependapotamus.

Check out this happily married couple.

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DeadOverRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahah better than the usual one who balloons to 400 pounds within a year and still figures out how to cheat.

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rockettails 4 points ago +4 / -0

On 4Chan's /soc/ board I remember seeing a chart get passed around. Basically it listed off generic examples of the 1-10 rating scale of attractiveness for men and women. 6 for men was basically "You can get a date, but you'll have to work exponentially harder than a 7.". For women, 2 was "You can have whatever you want up to 7.". So that explains how a swollen dependa can cheat lol

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DeadOverRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, that sounds about right.