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OnlyTrump20 8 points ago +8 / -0

Circling back is what happens when a turd fails to flush.

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goodguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

This bitch is comparable to an 'Upper Decker' type person; the shit just continues in the bowl ever time it's flushed. See video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqKkzxrw2C8

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PlantBasedMeatball 7 points ago +7 / -0

My old corporate job boss used to say that all the time! Drove me crazy. Your title is 110% accurate obviously you have lived it before too.

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F33linFr0ggy 7 points ago +7 / -0

See also: "Let's put a pin in that."

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7thCavBluntman [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unfortunately for me, I still do.

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PlantBasedMeatball 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am sorry - Just got out of 7 years of corporate word salad hell. Never going back unless it changes.

Assume all of your diversity training and managing without authority CBT's have been completed... They were due COB yesterday?

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7thCavBluntman [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

About those CBT's, let me circle back with you on that ok?

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PlantBasedMeatball 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would like to see them completed monday and I am ok if you need to shift your schedule to prioritize. Let me just express this is a concern of the leadership also. Go ahead and shoot me an email if there is anything else I can do to help...

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also, I could have my people look into it and see if there's anything actionable. It's a priority for us to move things forward so we can come in with a more comprehensive package. My email is in the office directory if we need to pull something out.

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PlantBasedMeatball 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lets go ahead and hold off on any actionable items right now, but keep it on the radar.

I have a meeting with finance later on this week. We can circle up after that to see if there are any budgetary constraints.

Feel free to reach out if you have any other questions..

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

wait wait...we're at the end of the meeting and everyone know its bullschiff so there just HAS tobe that one woman who starts with....

I just have one question. I feel like we have discussed the intersectionality of all this and we have a duty to look at the impact of all this an minorities and environment.

/me looks at time adds another two hours to meeting.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm going to have to run that down to marketing because they have a deadline for their end of quarter reviews. if we're going to move this forward on the same timetable, we should be able to get some feedback from the team to coordinate the effort.

Edit: we just had a whole meeting in corporate speak and none of it meant anything. that's pretty much what all of it is too.

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7thCavBluntman [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL, so spot on it's chilling.

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PlantBasedMeatball 3 points ago +3 / -0

[ auto generated reply ] I will be OOO until the week of 11/5/2024 to attend to an urgent personal matter. If this is an urgent issue, please call my desk phone and leave a detailed message. In which i will promptly delete immediately upon my return to the office.

Best Wishes - The Boss ABC Corporation

Aloha

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TheSaltyProphet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone who mutilates their own body for attention needs to be in a psychiatric ward... not in a public office.

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trevortheshone 3 points ago +3 / -0

how depressing must it be to know you're about to go into the the softest 10 ply press briefing and know that neither you nor anyone else in the administration knows fuck all about anything because the administration is not calling the shots and you are getting your ass handed to you by even the base who are so low info that they think they are reason biden is in office.

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MakingArrowsOrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

She got that thousand-yard stare.

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's table that and never ever resolve it. Thanks, great meeting people. Keep up the hard work. Janet, can I see you in my office please?

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Don't ever fucking embarrass me again or I'll have you fired and ruin your fucking career.

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AntsCamera 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only thing circling back is her tongue around the cock tip of whoever she blew to get this gig.

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7thCavBluntman [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you sure it was a cock?

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AntsCamera 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy Joe Biden sounds

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this like when you ask your mom for something, and the answer is no, but she says, "We'll see," and hopes you forget about it?

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swamp_clorox 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have answers but know citizens peasants will not like them