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Trump__Supporter 114 points ago +116 / -2

None because they aren't seizing shit.

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Donger-Lord2 61 points ago +61 / -0

I’ll die in a pile of brass before they steal any of my shit. Only thing they’ll get is hot lead going down the barrel at 2000 MPH. Communist cock sucking thieving bastards.

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BewareOfThePug 13 points ago +13 / -0

Everytime I see your username it reminds me of this.

https://youtu.be/M-9-bQ3JoWY?t=1752

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Donger-Lord2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol I just fell down the YouTube rabbit hole, not again.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh wait!

I never saw this one

THANK YOU!

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Stallionstyle 9 points ago +9 / -0

What did I just see.......?

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BewareOfThePug 1 point ago +1 / -0

A Warhammer 40k parody.

There's a whole series exploring the Lore.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA

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Chaospyke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gorger-Lord and not "Could the emperor be re-built entirely out of cyber-dongs"

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Trump__Supporter 4 points ago +4 / -0

That, or, you know, how can they seize things that do not exist, and nobody owns?
They can't keep track of violent alien invaders, who need to eat sleep and shit, how are they even going to track pieces of metal?

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Heywood_youblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

4473

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NomadicKrow2 2 points ago +3 / -1

Mine are in the ocean somewhere. I joined in with all the people destroying their guns after those school shootings and threw them overboard. No video, though. They'll just have to trust me.

WE LOVE CHAIRMAN JOE. PROMISE.

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ikeepforgettingname 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you haven't got a sandbag steel barrier built in your home and gasmask to ride out the tear gas can you really say you're prepared? Bars on Window to only have 1 point of entry to saferoom might be hard to explain the the missus.

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Donger-Lord2 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no missus, anyone who comes through the door gets lit up.

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IntergalacticWalrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Explain the barrier please?

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ikeepforgettingname 2 points ago +2 / -0

You've heard about the Waco incident where they stormed that group guns blazing.

Government will shoot people, they'll make an excuse to do it and do it.

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IntergalacticWalrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

That doesn’t tell me how to build it.

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ikeepforgettingname 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/esd8ta_7Zqo/hqdefault.jpg

Like this but with sand. Don't forget a "NO LIBERALS ALLOWED" sign for good measure to let them know you mean business.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don't really even need an excuse. See Vickie Weaver's murder at the hands of corrupt FBI.

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GeneralSterlingPrice 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have to. Everyone has to. That's the only way to win this.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 22 points ago +22 / -0

Came here to say this.

Nice to see others thinking the same thing.

Hold the fucking line!

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South_Florida_Guy 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is the correct answer.

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Donger-Lord2 7 points ago +7 / -0

They can seize this dick, that’s all.

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, Donger-Lord2, don't fall for the trap! Your dick is what the ATF and FBI needed all along! Their wives have insatiable hunger for new bulls! Don't fall for their trap!

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NomadicKrow2 3 points ago +3 / -0

TIL maga movement was a FBI honeypot to identify all the bulls in the country and have them fuck the FBI's wives.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always has been 🌎 👨‍🚀 🔫👨‍🚀

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Queens_Q_Branch 32 points ago +36 / -4

None, all of mine are in the bottom of a lake after a tragic boating accident

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Need4Pede 14 points ago +15 / -1

Conservatives are terrible boaters. Am I right?

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Formerlurker92 7 points ago +8 / -1

The absolute worst

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

There wasnt even a collision, the boats just sank because we weighed them down with all of our guns.

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Bramage 9 points ago +10 / -1

I dont play that lost in a boating accident game...mine are all in my possession and secure, anybody stupid enough to think they are coming to my door for them and violating my 2A will be met with a hail of gunfire...that is the line.

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Heywood_youblowme 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based

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SpaceForceZulu 8 points ago +9 / -1

That’s too bad, mine are all clean, well supplied, and in peak operating condition. I’m sure I’m not the only pede that trains more than the average confiscation officer.

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Heywood_youblowme 4 points ago +5 / -1

Why do people say this?

I'm sure they'll just release the handcuffs and let you walk right out the door huh?

Nope. Jailcell, contempt of court. You either produce the weapon, a police report regarding it's theft and an explanation about how they got it (safe storage requirement!) or the person who bought it or you go back to a cell until you do. Meanwhile they tear through your home and take out all the drywall, drill holes in your foundation, tear it apart, radar your property. Leave you with a destroyed mess and just walk away with no punishment.

And say you somehow get away with it and don't have your life destroyed, your kids taken away by CPS. Now you have a gun that can rot away somewhere in the woods 10feet underground. You can never use it at the range, for self defense, or show it to anyone, or even tell anyonel.

There's not always an easy way out.

If it's time to bury them, it's time to use them.

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Heywood_youblowme 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same.

In fact I might stock up for them, I'm thinking they'll probably run out.

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SigAR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn right

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Formerlurker92 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go out with an empty magazine

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NomadicKrow2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Mine are in the ocean. No idea where the current took them.

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Big_dons_nuts 28 points ago +28 / -0

If they manage to get their commie hands on mine then that means I'm probably not gonna be around to see what they did with them.

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Moebius [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

'From my cold dead hands...' - Charlton Heston

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Enough2020 22 points ago +23 / -1

Zero, he will get nothing from us

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Donger-Lord2 5 points ago +5 / -0

If they try, they shall receive lots of lead.

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ManUp 20 points ago +21 / -1

They're not getting any guns voluntarily.

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Esodo 15 points ago +15 / -0

They are not getting a thing. To those saying they lost theirs in a boating accident, that attitude will make all of us lose. They will just make it a felony to be caught taking your kids out shooting or be caught with that weapon etc. Then everyone will just buckle due to the consequences and they will have seized your guns without actually seizing them.

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Heywood_youblowme 7 points ago +7 / -0

Also if people think they're willing to confiscate and they're just going to let you walk right out the door after you spew bullshit you got a lesson to learn about the real world.

They'll take your kids with CPS, hold you and your wife in a cell for contempt, or violating safe storage, or failure to report a lost or stolen firearm etc. While your in there at their mercy and unable to defend yourself, they'll be destroying your house ripping out all the drywall, drilling into beams and foundations, digging up your yard. They will not have to pay for it, and insurance isn't going to cover it. They'll squeeze you until you give it up or destroy your life for defying them.

And if you get somehow get away with it you'll never be able to get your gun and use it in any fashion anyway. You'll have nothing to show for it but legal bills and a gun hidden far away you can never use..

You'll wish you could go back and fight instead of cucking and thinking you can be a pussy with bs excuses to get away with it

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Heywood_youblowme 7 points ago +7 / -0

This. Thank you so much for saying it. We have to challenge this whenever people say that shit without thinking.

I cringe so hard when I see people say that. Your response to a mass confiscation of firearms is to hide them and "muh boating accident". Great. Impressed. Not to mention shits old and lame as hell, and was back in the day as well.

  1. If it comes down to it, they'll throw you in a cell until you can produce it or tell them who bought it. Contempt of court will get you here no matter what.
  2. If that is your response to them coming to take them, you shouldn't even bother owning firearms. You are unworthy of the 2nd amendment. It's all for your ego, and posting on sunday gunday, and false posturing. Say you get away with it. What are you gonnna do after? Feel better in the knowledge you have a gun rotting away in the woods they couldn't find, that you're too afraid to use (hence why it's hidden away during confiscation, get it). That you can't use at the range, or for self defense, or even take it out or tell anyone about it. After they tore through your home tore up all the walls and destroyed it without repercussions and not covered by insurance?

If it's time to bury them it's time to use them.

You guys better not cuck out like you do on everything when it actually comes to it, this is the red line.

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Moebius [S] 0 points ago +3 / -3

I find your lack of faith disturbing...

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Esodo 9 points ago +9 / -0

No lack of faith. I am just saying we should have a bolder attitude. We don't need fearful compliance. We should tell them hell no they are not taking our guns! If you want them come and get them!

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Heywood_youblowme 4 points ago +5 / -1

If it's time to bury them it's time to use them.

You think that bullshit excuse is gonna fly if the come for our firearms?? Get real.

They'll take your kids with CPS, hold you and your wife in a cell for contempt, or violating safe storage, or failure to report a lost or stolen firearm etc. While your in there at their mercy and unable to defend yourself, they'll be destroying your house ripping out all the drywall, drilling into beams and foundations, digging up your yard. They will not have to pay for it, and insurance isn't going to cover it. They'll squeeze you until you give it up or destroy your life for defying them.

And if you get somehow get away with it you'll never be able to get your gun and use it in any fashion anyway. You'll have nothing to show for it but legal bills and a gun hidden far away you can never use..

You'll wish you could go back and fight instead of cucking and thinking you can be a pussy with bs excuses to get away with it

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LOLFuckReddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. If they come knocking you know what you have to do. Force them do go door to door with APC’s. There has to be a powerful organized response to this.

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RabidZoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

When are they going to start the party?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 6 points ago +6 / -0

This new administration sure is Electric .. ain't it?

Maybe they can have an Electric themed party ...

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only domestic terrorists wear colorful shirts donchaknow?!

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h203h 8 points ago +8 / -0

CHINA VIRUS

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Donger-Lord2 4 points ago +4 / -0

IT CAME FROM CHYNA!

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h203h 2 points ago +2 / -0

CHINA VIRUS

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Witchstone 8 points ago +8 / -0

From Patriots with balls, none. From Libs in Portland who bought guns during the BLM riots? None, if they are smart.

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Moebius [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Think the 'Not Fucking Around Coalition' or 'Nation of Islam' Is Going to Surrender Their Weapons? They've been stockpiling them for decades in preparation for the 'Great Race War' their 'Prophets' have pushed for and 'predicted'...

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lefty295 8 points ago +8 / -0

Idk, it seems any given meeting of NFAC, there's a good chance one of them shoots each other, are they really that trained?

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Moebius [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does it really matter? They're killing each other everyday in Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit...

'Nature' finds a way...

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SigAR 1 point ago +1 / -0

They training in the cities. How many gun fights have you been in lol

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Moebius [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dunno...does combat count?

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Jabblemonkey1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nah, they'll go to BLM and that idea China Joe mumbled about.

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NomadicKrow2 2 points ago +2 / -0

If antifa can have a flag and a uniform and show up organized and still be called "just an idea," then the rebel flag is just an idea. I don't like the flag, a bunch of democrats fought under it, but they need to apply their own fucking standards.

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TrumpFarren 7 points ago +8 / -1

None bc we won’t let them have them!

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yurimodin 4 points ago +4 / -0

the dads in boy scouts in NE IL used to clean out the junk drawer guns for the Chitcago buybacks and then buy 22 ammo with the money for the Scouts marksmanship classes.

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Moebius [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yes. This has happened many times when Mayors and Governors don't think to specify a 'functioning' firearm in their 'gun buyback' programs.

It's all Kabuki theater anyway...to show the 'Proles' they being Proactive...at the cost of the taxpayers...

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Thedaythe_redditdied 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do not register any guns period. This scary gun ban is going to require registration first. Do not fall for that shit. Because they know right where the guns are. They will just swat you while you are sleeping. If you live in a state you have to register already then fucking leave your life is already threatened. And stop wearing masks you pussies.

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Moebius [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every 4473 filed in the last five years is still on file...and that's where they'll start.

Considering how many firearms were sold by FFL dealers in just the past year, will keep them busy well into the 22nd Century...assuming it lasts that long.

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yurimodin 2 points ago +2 / -0

80% lowers......lots and lots of 80% lowers.......THIS IS THE WAY

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IntergalacticWalrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

What if they take companies’ sales records?

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yurimodin 1 point ago +1 / -0

so what, grow a pair......I guess you could order with a mail order/cashier's check to a fake name.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep and in plenty of states allowed for private sales over the lat five years. Sorry fellas they are all sold. Then start hunting

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BlackLegend 6 points ago +14 / -8

What weapons? All of mine were tragically lost in a boating accident.

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Heywood_youblowme 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stop saying this. It won't work and is not the right response to confiscation.

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SigAR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya the joke is done they stole an election they are coming for guns and if we allow it there is no telling what they are capable.

It's now or never, do or die A registry means you or your kids are being disarmed. We know why citizens get disarmed.

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GSyvKaCP 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll be all over the news if they show up at my door to take my weapons.

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KlunniClowns 5 points ago +5 / -0

As a side, this is my favorite Pepe.

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Donger-Lord2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mine is the suicide Pepe, so many good meme combinations there.

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RVINDVNCE 5 points ago +6 / -1

Dear mods,

Please pin proactive posts only.

Or are you deliberately spreading defeatism?

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Moebius [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

You must be Hammer or Anvil. How much did THIS Piss YOU off?

Then tell me it isn't 'Proactive'...

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RVINDVNCE 0 points ago +2 / -2

Being angry is not "proactive", it's one of manipulation methods to exhaust and frustrate people.

Read "The Art of War".

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Moebius [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

So...you're not angry about a stolen election, the destruction of freedoms and Liberty, or the Cuckification of our youth.

I don't need a lecture from you. I know all about the 'Art of War' and it ain't a bunch of philosophical Chinese bullshit, I was killing Commies when your idea of a big time was watching cartoons and crappin' in your diapers.

Best job I ever had...

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RVINDVNCE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice, too bad I don't believe you.

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JustaMom85 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agree. Nothing will be seized. Someone illegally on my property is considered an imminent threat to me. Besides, a fake president can only issue fake orders.

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IntergalacticWalrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Might makes right. Be prepared to fight.

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neokulak 4 points ago +4 / -0

You cannot let your government disarm you. There is only one reason to disarm a population.

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Moebius [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Get a receipt with the SERNOS recorded...or they'll blame YOU for the one's used against CBP...

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Garrettlst 4 points ago +6 / -2

They can dream.

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DannibusX 4 points ago +4 / -0

ATF now requires all semi automatic rifle to have floatation devices attached.

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Moebius [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, I guess we'll have to sue the manufacturers for endangering the public and failing to ensure the effectiveness of their Chinese made 'Flotation Bladders'...

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highenergywinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Progressives and liberals

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SaltyPaladin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will die on my feet before I live on my knees... I know there is a Kamala joke in there but too pissed to figure it out..

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the weapon will he turned to slag.... from being fired so many times at the ones doing the seizure

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Moebius [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Careful...when a BBL gets THAT Hot, bad things can happen. Every time you pull the trigger you send a 5000 degree flame down the barrel for a millisecond...

Too much of that is 'undesirable'...

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kt524 2 points ago +2 / -0

None, because they'll be sending full autos and antivehicle rockets/missiles.

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Moebius [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

AMLO will not be Happy...

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JohnParker1 2 points ago +2 / -0

When these things kill legal law abiding citizens they'll say they had no authority. Thank you for breaking the ice OANN

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Gwoz8881 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watch ‘Trafficked’ on NatGeo by Mariana van Zeller episode on ‘guns’. It goes over just this

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GiveMe1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you’re planning on letting America stand when they come gun grabbing, then fuck you.

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Mary911 2 points ago +2 / -0

He will get the bullets first.

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800080 1 point ago +1 / -0

For NPCs who don't care about guns, if they get any momentum on confiscation this legally acquired and legally owned private property, anything else may be next.

Gasoline powered car, lawnmower or garden tool? Nope. We have to take these from you.

It may have started with income taxes, it may have started with eminent domain abuses or it may have started with the commerce clause, but it's started.

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Snoman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pro tip, bury your cache under the tress so the satellites don’t see you.

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Moebius [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

...and it attenuates the Y Rays...;)

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Seatacjoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

The people who first drafted that new bill hr57? Need to be contacted and asked if they didn't mind putting their name on paper trying to infringe on our rights? Pretty fuckin bold. Also contact your congress men and women/senators as well and say "please don't vote on the bill against the people"

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4moreyears 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bonus points if the guns they illegally sell across across border get used in a terrorist attack like the Bataclan

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COanon 1 point ago +1 / -0

They did it before and will do it again.

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Moebius [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obama did say they were pursuing Gun Control 'under the RADAR'. After examining their tactics, I came to the conclusion Obama was trying to enact gun control through a 'Treaty' with Mexico.

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Fizbin7 1 point ago +1 / -0

None. Dead men can't carry.

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RobbyJr71 1 point ago +1 / -0

Zero. Because we wont comply.

But funny joke anyway.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

They won’t be seized. They’ll be picked up off the ground from a group of dead agents and a patriot.

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Moebius [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll bet some Indians thought that...THIS time they really will honor that treaty....

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ed_shaw 1 point ago +2 / -1

History reveals this has happened in communist countries. The guns wound up in the hands of the insurrection.

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JohnParker1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry for the typos. It's the thought that counts.

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Moebius [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

What 'typos'...

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FastnFurious 1 point ago +1 / -0

You must pay a royalty to use my name :)

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Frednut1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fast and furry

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PB_Mack 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least I knew who to blame when Obama was in office. I can never figure out who exactly has their hand up the Biden puppets ass at any given time

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Moebius [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll bet 99% of the time its Susan Rice...and of course Obama's hand is up HER ass...

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Sum9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mexican Cartel dynamics have changed. They grow avocadoes now. More profitable now that weed is legalizing.

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Moebius [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they grow avocados now it's so they can hollow them out to smuggle Fentanyl...

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Porter_POTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Y'all better not give them shit. I'll kill you before they do.

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 1 point ago +1 / -0

All of them?

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Moebius [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every last one...including your rubber band guns

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tilkibazil 0 points ago +1 / -1

after the most secure elections, USA will be most secure country after seizing every ''assault weapon'' in the country.

then you will invade another country.

commie usa.

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bg_dk_nrg 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lost mine in a boating accident.

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MAGAnic316 0 points ago +1 / -1

3 Fast 3 Furious