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BewareOfThePug 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'll just send in wannabe gangsta images, and call them racist if they dont let me online.

https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/90/56/1062649046-funny_gangsters_14.jpg

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usernamenottaken 5 points ago +6 / -1

They spelled tiny hat wrong?

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FormerLibtard94 25 points ago +25 / -0

The best part is the monocle on the Monopoly guy is a Mandela Effect. He never had a monocle!

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unicornpoop 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wait. What. I distinctly remember the box from the 90's. We used to play all summer before the time of internet and cable. Goddamn large hadron collider fucks with everything.

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LawlfulEvil 13 points ago +13 / -0

"The user edited this content 52 minutes ago . . ."

Fess up, you spelled it as "large hardon collider", didn't you?

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Took me a second.

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rainczech 5 points ago +5 / -0

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THISSSSSS shakes fist in the air

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allcatnohattle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you remember when time traveling saboteurs from the future we’re using trained birds to prevent the hardon collider from starting up?

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NoFucks2Give 1 point ago +1 / -0

The goddamn large hadron collider is why we can’t have nice things.

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Recyclops 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's like he mated with Mister Peanut.

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mintyfresh 8 points ago +8 / -0

SAY HIS NAME!!!!!!!!

Millburn Pennybags

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Ralphusthegreatus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. Came here to say just that

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RogueLeaderX 18 points ago +18 / -0

DO NOT PASS GO!

DO NOT COLLECT $200!

GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!

Welcome to Joe Biden's America! 🇺🇸

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Histrionic_Answer 3 points ago +3 / -0

And, Democrats have unlimited "get out of jail free cards".

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

And now I've got to decide if I can continue my career as a portfolio manager in this rigged system. I can tell myself I'm just protecting my clients from the wolves, but am I not contributing to the situation?

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current_horror 7 points ago +11 / -4

a top hat

So close.

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stillbringingitback 8 points ago +10 / -2

A really really small top hat?

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King5150 1 point ago +1 / -0

A really really small flat fribee type of top hat?

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EdisonHwy 3 points ago +7 / -4

Spot on

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HiddenDekuScrub 5 points ago +5 / -0

These guys always make my day.

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treefork 5 points ago +5 / -0

The monopoly guy doesn't wear a monocle.

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EMP2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'd mess up so many people if they gave him one haha

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GreyKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

New words to describe what they are doing and new awards need to be created and given to Babylon Bee for what they have accomplished in pioneering unforeseen levels of satire these past few years. Their masterful levels of satirical parady is simply off the charts...

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PB_Mack 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9BAXUd0voY Good video on the whole damn situation.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 2 points ago +2 / -0

So that's what John Durham has been up to. No wonder nothing ever gets done.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this point, I’d honestly prefer the Planter’s Peanut Guy to be President over our current dictator and he’d be a lot smarter.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jimmy Carter? I thought we tried that and it didn’t go too well.

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

These are the laws of Clown World, disobey them and perish.

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

With the biden "administration" shitting our dollar into oblivion, we should ALL be able to carry around bags of money in no time. Game on!

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wdang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Venezuela says HELLO!

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Darkheartisland 2 points ago +2 / -0

In reality, if we are going to the moon we might need some spacesuits.

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Qualityproduct 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buy LUX now.

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

What Would Bane Do?

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OldsmobileRocket 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crash this market... WITH NO SURVIVORS!

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Nessie402 2 points ago +2 / -0

Way yo funny. Babylon Bee’s got a Monopoly on funny!

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember that “Monopoly Guy” (who was actually a girl) who trolled some hearings a couple years back? Wonder what they’re thinking of all of this.

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GeoG85 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope in the future, all these people that partook in all this suffering, you can walk by them in Hell, and see their faces, as they pay back their payment in torment. Like a zoo but for people in Hell who made bad choices.

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buckeyeminuteman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mandela Effect: the Monopoly man doesn’t wear a monocle.

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PresidentElectNPC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mandela effect confirmed that rich boomer has always had that fucking monocle!

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AUS4MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Babylon Bee has been so savagely on point in the past few weeks especially. 😍

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USMC1775Nov10 1 point ago +1 / -0

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oldhankdonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

common misconception- the monopoly man didn’t have a monocle.

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GabeC1997 1 point ago +1 / -0

And it backfires on them, because none of them have diamond hands and can't lift the bags themselves?

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PepePedebone 1 point ago +1 / -0

I miss my uncle

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Junosu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200 Million!

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PatriotGabriel 1 point ago +1 / -0

The bee is clairvoyant. This will 100% happen by March

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ConradSum3r -1 points ago +1 / -2

Been posted and pinned like a dozen times. Yawns.