Wait. What. I distinctly remember the box from the 90's. We used to play all summer before the time of internet and cable. Goddamn large hadron collider fucks with everything.
And now I've got to decide if I can continue my career as a portfolio manager in this rigged system. I can tell myself I'm just protecting my clients from the wolves, but am I not contributing to the situation?
New words to describe what they are doing and new awards need to be created and given to Babylon Bee for what they have accomplished in pioneering unforeseen levels of satire these past few years. Their masterful levels of satirical parady is simply off the charts...
I hope in the future, all these people that partook in all this suffering, you can walk by them in Hell, and see their faces, as they pay back their payment in torment. Like a zoo but for people in Hell who made bad choices.
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https://babylonbee.com/news/wall-street-bans-anyone-who-doesnt-wear-a-top-hat-and-carry-around-giant-bags-of-money
I'll just send in wannabe gangsta images, and call them racist if they dont let me online.
https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/90/56/1062649046-funny_gangsters_14.jpg
They spelled tiny hat wrong?
The best part is the monocle on the Monopoly guy is a Mandela Effect. He never had a monocle!
Wait. What. I distinctly remember the box from the 90's. We used to play all summer before the time of internet and cable. Goddamn large hadron collider fucks with everything.
"The user edited this content 52 minutes ago . . ."
Fess up, you spelled it as "large hardon collider", didn't you?
Took me a second.
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THISSSSSS shakes fist in the air
Do you remember when time traveling saboteurs from the future we’re using trained birds to prevent the hardon collider from starting up?
The goddamn large hadron collider is why we can’t have nice things.
It's like he mated with Mister Peanut.
SAY HIS NAME!!!!!!!!
Millburn Pennybags
Yep. Came here to say just that
DO NOT PASS GO!
DO NOT COLLECT $200!
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!
Welcome to Joe Biden's America! 🇺🇸
And, Democrats have unlimited "get out of jail free cards".
And now I've got to decide if I can continue my career as a portfolio manager in this rigged system. I can tell myself I'm just protecting my clients from the wolves, but am I not contributing to the situation?
So close.
A really really small top hat?
A really really small flat fribee type of top hat?
Spot on
These guys always make my day.
The monopoly guy doesn't wear a monocle.
They'd mess up so many people if they gave him one haha
New words to describe what they are doing and new awards need to be created and given to Babylon Bee for what they have accomplished in pioneering unforeseen levels of satire these past few years. Their masterful levels of satirical parady is simply off the charts...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9BAXUd0voY Good video on the whole damn situation.
So that's what John Durham has been up to. No wonder nothing ever gets done.
At this point, I’d honestly prefer the Planter’s Peanut Guy to be President over our current dictator and he’d be a lot smarter.
Jimmy Carter? I thought we tried that and it didn’t go too well.
These are the laws of Clown World, disobey them and perish.
With the biden "administration" shitting our dollar into oblivion, we should ALL be able to carry around bags of money in no time. Game on!
Venezuela says HELLO!
In reality, if we are going to the moon we might need some spacesuits.
Buy LUX now.
What Would Bane Do?
Crash this market... WITH NO SURVIVORS!
Way yo funny. Babylon Bee’s got a Monopoly on funny!
Remember that “Monopoly Guy” (who was actually a girl) who trolled some hearings a couple years back? Wonder what they’re thinking of all of this.
I hope in the future, all these people that partook in all this suffering, you can walk by them in Hell, and see their faces, as they pay back their payment in torment. Like a zoo but for people in Hell who made bad choices.
Mandela Effect: the Monopoly man doesn’t wear a monocle.
Mandela effect confirmed that rich boomer has always had that fucking monocle!
The Babylon Bee has been so savagely on point in the past few weeks especially. 😍
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common misconception- the monopoly man didn’t have a monocle.
And it backfires on them, because none of them have diamond hands and can't lift the bags themselves?
I miss my uncle
Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200 Million!
The bee is clairvoyant. This will 100% happen by March
Been posted and pinned like a dozen times. Yawns.