But what about the OPTICS?!! Is the middle of a possibly deadly pandemic really an inclusive time for Republicans to pounce on efforts to unify against potentially inciting Far Right institutions of systemic violence against black and brown bodies?!! How am I supposed to explain this to my 6 year old little girl whose tear-stained eyes are witnessing intersectional environmental injustices and whose sobbing voice begs for equity when she asks me how human lives can be illegal?
Limping away from my afternoon trans-power waterboarding enlightenment session, I stumble on the cold stone steps of the De-radicalization centre, and a purple-wigged tolerance counselour kicks me hard in the back, planting my face into the freezing mud.
“TO THE LINE, BIGOT!” Xhe delivers another set of swift kicks, and the swelling taste of blood disappears in a wash of searing rib pain and blinding wind-driven sleet running salt against my lifted eyes. “SIXTEEN FEET!”
I leave the tattered remains of one rat-hide slipper in the mud as I scramble to escape the blows. “GROW EQUITY! STAY THE SAY!” Half-hobbling, half running, my twisted ankle groaning, xher slogan-teachings fade into the howling wind and swinging chain-lines of the volunteers digging molded potatoes in the St. Floyd Peace Garden. I take my place, fall to my knees, brush away a clump of sod that turns out to be a frozen rat.
Ha! A poisoned rat, a blessing! Left out by last night’s labor-layers, mine, all mine, for me! I spit out a tooth fragment and dig with the three fingers left on my only hand, and muffle the cry of mad laughter gathering in my choked throat, thinking of the new slippers I can make, the stew I can brew or trade for writing sticks or even half a cig, ah, to light a cig and sit back, listening to Joes Ho tell lies on the radio loudspeaker, resting, resting in an easy chair by the warm fire, the fire so warm from the whole world burning...
“Hey.” I snap back from my reverie at the clear sharp voice directly behind my head. “Hey. You there.”
Is it a re-education judge? A unity commissar? A king Chaz? I cower and tremble, afraid to turn and face the new pain, afraid to lose another fleeting moment with my frozen pocketed treasure.
I try to speak but nothing comes out except a hoarse whisper that disgusts me. My MAGA is low, I’m nothing now, a worthless husk left over, with no voice, no gun, no way to make MAGA, discarded here until I to learn to love diversity and accept the cryptobug.
“I want to tell you.” It’s a man’s voice. A man. Not a xir or xhim, or a xirr. The voice is hard, and smooth, like... like a granite countertop, like from before the Bidening, the kind of countertop people used to have in their houses, the big houses with electricity and even heat, and doors to all the rooms.
I turn to face the man’s voice, and the wind suddenly goes quiet against my ears, and the throbbing from my bloody lip is silent.
“I want to tell you that Tucker Carlson is a fucking Cuck.”
Before I can lift my eyes, he has turned, and his figure disappears into the blow. He was dressed like me, another camp guest here, and I never saw his face before, but I know him! I know him, and I push out with all the air in my lungs, over the cracked rib, with all my last MAGA I try and then my voice rises up through my bruised throat and soars passed my bloody lips into the air, to be heard across the whole camp: “Anaconda! Anaconda! They let fags like you in here?”
trump was the only non-cucked entity the past 5 years. he's gone (for now) so it looks really bad. the GOP now are even more cucked than pre-2016, LMAO
Are you kidding? Even the ones that have sided with him publicly (looking at you Ted) are just doing so to try and co-opt MAGA into their RINO uniparty agenda. If we don't replace each and every one of these hacks with honest to god patriots come next election, America really will be over
but even after they've complete that dutiful task they have to discuss who will present the info and so they must meet online...... which means they'll have to call a secretary in to see how zoom works
And? Congress didn't "have to" certify the electors. The example just didn't make sense. How does California or Covid tyranny prove the states have "weight" against the Feds when the Feds were encouraging it in the first place?
oh oh oh but this time they're doing a significant downgrade to 8pt so that they can fit LOADS of stern words on the letter. And in Comic Sans, as DivvyDivet said!!!! That'll teach those no good rotten dirtbags a lesson! American Republic is restored yay!!!! /s /s /s /s /s
Remember when very cross Republicans were complaining about the leftists stealing the election? The leftists were so scared that they stole two runoff elections in exactly the same way.
Agree. They're condemned if they do nothing, they're condemned if they DO do something, for not doing enough. Maybe we should spend more time writing thank you emails and letters of support for what they are doing and less time griping about what they're not. Perhaps they'd be more inclined to take that next step, whatever that might look like.
Did you read the article and the letter? This action is the State Attorney Generals' first response to Biden's unremitting EOs. Call me crazy, but I don't think they could have done anything about those the past four years. I am hopeful that, if/when Biden ignores it, they proceed with further action.
Just wait tho - here come fourteen anti-abortion bills that won't clear a single committee!! Stay tuned for more exciting speeches to an empty chamber on some go-nowhere social issue dear to "the right".
Sorry my point is: get ready for symbolic losses from republicans to gin up the base. They take Ls on these issues on purpose. The way democrats talk immigration when they are out of power.
Normally I’ll just stand back and laugh at the “strongly worded” memes because usually it’s senators or reps who while having some clout usually can’t affect anything.
Now that being said this is utter bullshit.
These are the literal lawyers tasked with fighting off this shit! When’s the last time a Dem attorney general wrote a letter. They would just hit you with a giant pile of legal nonsense.
too bad they don't fight like our founding fathers did. now we have a bunch of pansies who only want what is in their best interest and are compromised by CHINA
President Trump should be in the Oval Office right now, without a shadow of a doubt based on irrefutable evidence, and more than half of Americans don't even care.
That’s about as real as it gets though. Seriously. That’s it. That’s all that will come of this. Maybe a follow up letter but that’s it. No actual law suits.
Words get action every time, right? I'll bet the Demented One is shaking in his slippers right this very minute...probably because he has to pee and forgot where the bathroom is.
And so help me GOD if I have to explain that post title is FUCKING SARCASM.
But are they stern in tone?????
It be like that.
Well I definitely feel satisfied then, no need for any actual action.
All tough talk and more Uniparty fundraising opportunities.
Blah. Blah. Blah.
Give us your money and we’ll FIGHT for you!
And, THIS TIME, they mean it!
Yup, they've got my vote.
Best comment in the linked article:
"Joe Biden has already signed more executive orders than he had people at all of his rallies combined"
He’s signed more executive orders than he had actual voters that legally and legitimately voted for him!
But has he signed more executive orders than girls he's sniffed?
Funny you should mention that...
It do, it do
If Lindsey didn’t write them then I don’t want to hear about it
I have a cousin named Lindsey. She's a chick.
So is Lindsey Graham
Perhaps terse.
Legends say some of the words were in all caps too
Bold print!
Did they spell check them?
They're ill tempered.
But what about the OPTICS?!! Is the middle of a possibly deadly pandemic really an inclusive time for Republicans to pounce on efforts to unify against potentially inciting Far Right institutions of systemic violence against black and brown bodies?!! How am I supposed to explain this to my 6 year old little girl whose tear-stained eyes are witnessing intersectional environmental injustices and whose sobbing voice begs for equity when she asks me how human lives can be illegal?
HAWR ABSOLUTELY D🙌🏼A🙌🏽R🙌🏾E🙌🏿 YOO XIR?!
fuck...you nailed it
the year is 2041...
Limping away from my afternoon trans-power waterboarding enlightenment session, I stumble on the cold stone steps of the De-radicalization centre, and a purple-wigged tolerance counselour kicks me hard in the back, planting my face into the freezing mud.
“TO THE LINE, BIGOT!” Xhe delivers another set of swift kicks, and the swelling taste of blood disappears in a wash of searing rib pain and blinding wind-driven sleet running salt against my lifted eyes. “SIXTEEN FEET!”
I leave the tattered remains of one rat-hide slipper in the mud as I scramble to escape the blows. “GROW EQUITY! STAY THE SAY!” Half-hobbling, half running, my twisted ankle groaning, xher slogan-teachings fade into the howling wind and swinging chain-lines of the volunteers digging molded potatoes in the St. Floyd Peace Garden. I take my place, fall to my knees, brush away a clump of sod that turns out to be a frozen rat.
Ha! A poisoned rat, a blessing! Left out by last night’s labor-layers, mine, all mine, for me! I spit out a tooth fragment and dig with the three fingers left on my only hand, and muffle the cry of mad laughter gathering in my choked throat, thinking of the new slippers I can make, the stew I can brew or trade for writing sticks or even half a cig, ah, to light a cig and sit back, listening to Joes Ho tell lies on the radio loudspeaker, resting, resting in an easy chair by the warm fire, the fire so warm from the whole world burning...
“Hey.” I snap back from my reverie at the clear sharp voice directly behind my head. “Hey. You there.”
Is it a re-education judge? A unity commissar? A king Chaz? I cower and tremble, afraid to turn and face the new pain, afraid to lose another fleeting moment with my frozen pocketed treasure.
I try to speak but nothing comes out except a hoarse whisper that disgusts me. My MAGA is low, I’m nothing now, a worthless husk left over, with no voice, no gun, no way to make MAGA, discarded here until I to learn to love diversity and accept the cryptobug.
“I want to tell you.” It’s a man’s voice. A man. Not a xir or xhim, or a xirr. The voice is hard, and smooth, like... like a granite countertop, like from before the Bidening, the kind of countertop people used to have in their houses, the big houses with electricity and even heat, and doors to all the rooms.
I turn to face the man’s voice, and the wind suddenly goes quiet against my ears, and the throbbing from my bloody lip is silent.
“I want to tell you that Tucker Carlson is a fucking Cuck.”
Before I can lift my eyes, he has turned, and his figure disappears into the blow. He was dressed like me, another camp guest here, and I never saw his face before, but I know him! I know him, and I push out with all the air in my lungs, over the cracked rib, with all my last MAGA I try and then my voice rises up through my bruised throat and soars passed my bloody lips into the air, to be heard across the whole camp: “Anaconda! Anaconda! They let fags like you in here?”
Hey Chop, you're glorious. You a professional writer? I felt your pain.
Glorious
This is fantastic. Write a book of this. I'll pay you $50 for a paper copy, and so would a lot of others.
Think about it.
sadly. why must everything be so cucked?!? WHY!!?!?!??
trump was the only non-cucked entity the past 5 years. he's gone (for now) so it looks really bad. the GOP now are even more cucked than pre-2016, LMAO
a lot of them are scared to acknowledge they support the last president of the US from their party...
Are you kidding? Even the ones that have sided with him publicly (looking at you Ted) are just doing so to try and co-opt MAGA into their RINO uniparty agenda. If we don't replace each and every one of these hacks with honest to god patriots come next election, America really will be over
Greene has promise, same with gaetz
Thank you for explaining.
I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious
and after that, they will form a committee to decide how to write another letter!
But not until they first form a task force whose chief aim will be suggesting a study be commissioned to determine the merits of forming a committee.
The microsoft outlook calendar invite for the meeting to discuss the task force has not been drafted yet.
but even after they've complete that dutiful task they have to discuss who will present the info and so they must meet online...... which means they'll have to call a secretary in to see how zoom works
Woah, woah, woah there. Slow down slugger. First, they have to create an exploratory committee to decide if another letter is necessary.
jeeeez, I always get ahead om myself!
Oh-THAT'S reassuring!
They only have power over the little people. The smelly Walmart people. Nobody else gives a shit.
R U trying to get me to down vote you, I smell the same as I did 6 weeks ago.
Must be serious if it's strongly worded!
Can you feel it? Coming in the air tonight... Oh lord..
With who?
With the Feds then? But they (i.e. Fauci) didn't care about any of that. They even encouraged it.
And? Congress didn't "have to" certify the electors. The example just didn't make sense. How does California or Covid tyranny prove the states have "weight" against the Feds when the Feds were encouraging it in the first place?
Yeah, they were shocked that their "seriously questioning" letters were ignored, so, they decided to play hardball.
Tell me if they hit 72!
And Comic Sans!
oh oh oh but this time they're doing a significant downgrade to 8pt so that they can fit LOADS of stern words on the letter. And in Comic Sans, as DivvyDivet said!!!! That'll teach those no good rotten dirtbags a lesson! American Republic is restored yay!!!! /s /s /s /s /s
If it ain’t wing dings what’s the point even sending it.
I took a shit in my bowl of cereal!
Remember when very cross Republicans were complaining about the leftists stealing the election? The leftists were so scared that they stole two runoff elections in exactly the same way.
Indeed!
And although we KNEW the machines were hackable.. WE made no effort to "find' an extra 80,000 votes
It's like the game is rigged and everybody is in on it except for the people.
Agree. They're condemned if they do nothing, they're condemned if they DO do something, for not doing enough. Maybe we should spend more time writing thank you emails and letters of support for what they are doing and less time griping about what they're not. Perhaps they'd be more inclined to take that next step, whatever that might look like.
If any of these people were going to take any steps, they had 4 years to do it.
Did you read the article and the letter? This action is the State Attorney Generals' first response to Biden's unremitting EOs. Call me crazy, but I don't think they could have done anything about those the past four years. I am hopeful that, if/when Biden ignores it, they proceed with further action.
https://www.scribd.com/document/492443957/Letter-to-President-Joe-Biden
It depends, did those same stage AGs sit on their hands for 4 years?
Carrot and the stick. Just because we're gonna replace them doesn't mean we can't thank them when they push back against Biden
Would you thank the mafia for their "efforts" after they charged you protection?
Definitely. I'd smile at them and thank them while I loaded my magazines.
Just wait tho - here come fourteen anti-abortion bills that won't clear a single committee!! Stay tuned for more exciting speeches to an empty chamber on some go-nowhere social issue dear to "the right".
Sorry my point is: get ready for symbolic losses from republicans to gin up the base. They take Ls on these issues on purpose. The way democrats talk immigration when they are out of power.
The Declaration of Independence started life as a strongly worded letter to the king.
Why didn't they prevent the election being stolen?
Why didn't they prosecute fraud?
Why didn't they order courts to stop fucking around?
Oh no, not strongly worded letters. This is getting close to texting wars...
One was sent with RETURN RECEIPT REQUESTED!! ooooohhh,... it's on now!!!
So .. not only did they SEND the letter.. they'll be FORCED to ADMIT THEY GOT IT!!
MY GOD!! The balls on these AG's..
Gee wiz, it's serious now boys! They might even go winge on Tucker tonight!
They went straight to strongly worded letter .. didn't even "have serious concerns" first.
They must be fucking pissed!
It's habbening!
They better slow down, my heart can't handle this much habbininini.
Don't make me go all caps on your ass in the next letter....
And they will follow it up with interviews on Fox talking about how tough they are going to be on Dementia Joe.
The Biden administration shall feel the wrath of these letters you'll see!
Yep. Then, we will see some serious redpilling!
Finally...I knew we would start kicking some ass eventually and I’m sure that those letters were “mostly” strongly worded,
This is what happened to people....evolved into jelly..
Joe doesn’t fucking read. Idiots.
But has Lindsey Graham gone on Fox News to pretend to give a shit? That's what I need to know.
NOT ANOTHER FUCKING STRONGLY WORDED LETTER! FUCK THIS CUCK COPOUT BULLSHIT!
The coup is back on the menu, boys! lol
Normally I’ll just stand back and laugh at the “strongly worded” memes because usually it’s senators or reps who while having some clout usually can’t affect anything.
Now that being said this is utter bullshit.
These are the literal lawyers tasked with fighting off this shit! When’s the last time a Dem attorney general wrote a letter. They would just hit you with a giant pile of legal nonsense.
Fuck this. Fuck this hard.
In b4 lindsey grahm goes on hannity detailing what hes going to do.
Haha! You get it. Dunno why this is stickied.
And those strongly worded letters will go right into the trash with no action.
At least the states Attorney's are fighting back for the American people. The congress club house needs to be dissolved.
Stern letters decimated the growing swamp over the last four years.
too bad they don't fight like our founding fathers did. now we have a bunch of pansies who only want what is in their best interest and are compromised by CHINA
The strongly worded letter. The ultimate weapon of the cuck.
Can we get some strongly worded secession now?
And if needed, a scathing follow-up letter will SHUT THEM DOWN.
President Trump should be in the Oval Office right now, without a shadow of a doubt based on irrefutable evidence, and more than half of Americans don't even care.
Talk,talk ,talk, WE need action please.
That’s about as real as it gets though. Seriously. That’s it. That’s all that will come of this. Maybe a follow up letter but that’s it. No actual law suits.
Hans Brix, you're breakin my balls Hans Brix.
In the politics of the uni-party, there are times when great anger is unleashed.
Strongly-worded letters.
There is even something more harsh.
Something that many say the Geneva Convention has banned the use of.
It can be too scary to even mention.
Forming a committee
In before strongly worded letters are banned
Soon we will have a surfeit of parsimonious memos going out. I bet congress is shaking in their oxfords.
Words get action every time, right? I'll bet the Demented One is shaking in his slippers right this very minute...probably because he has to pee and forgot where the bathroom is.
Hopefully at least someone will get a papercut while sheading them.
But nothing will happen. He’s the president. Installed.
Texas AG has sued Joe. So… more than strongly worded.
Next logical step is to revoke Joe's Hall Pass.
Shits gettin real now bois
LOL. Some STATE GOP RINOs take a page from NATIONAL GOP RINOs and write strongly worded letters about Joe Biden strongly worded EO’s. Oh the irony!
Hans, Hans, yu bustin' mi baws hear.
Oh shit. Buckle-up, buckaroos..
lol
It will get real when they tell him to step down because he's an illegitimate usurper puppet
President Trump should have written some of these so called "strongly worded letters", apparently they are efficient.
time for peach mints.
Strongly worded letters are tight.
Operation Stern Letters and Operation Failed Anti-Abortion Legislation dropping!!!!
OMG ids habbening
😂😂😂😂That will take care of it