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MrMcGreenGenes 77 points ago +77 / -0

Suddenly, her face makes sense. Pop used it for target practice.

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Cheesecakecrush 35 points ago +35 / -0

SHOW NO MERCY

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ViolettFem 5 points ago +5 / -0

THIS - - becuz she showed none herself.

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00937600 17 points ago +18 / -1

I think you mean she stood somewhere in the vicinity of his targets.

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HockeyMom4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

How unfortunate.

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Quietam_Unum 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Here, dear hold this up and daddy is gonna walk over there. Just hold real still, OK?"

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Hanging_Chad 10 points ago +11 / -1

Dick used her face for target practice?

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HockeyMom4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

No, of course not. You know Dick. He was probably shooting at a Target and little Liz was fifty feet away but he hit her anyway.

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Dongld 4 points ago +4 / -0

This

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TrotterOtter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Holy fuck, shots fired with a godamn nuke. Well done.

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MustafaJones 48 points ago +48 / -0

Ooft, that's gotta sting. Just like being shot by Dick Cheney.

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Whatyougotson 14 points ago +14 / -0

Call her ol' buckshot. Or birdshot for more verbal accuracy

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PlantBasedMeatball 22 points ago +22 / -0

Not sure about the skill but he defiantly seems to hit something

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realPhantomFuck 15 points ago +15 / -0

Your typo kinda works lmao

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PlantBasedMeatball 11 points ago +11 / -0

HA! yes. I'm not fixing it

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LordTancretus 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is gold

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Cincinattus1776 21 points ago +21 / -0

Don Jr. dishing out 3rd degree burns out here

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Steakmaster 17 points ago +17 / -0

Shots fired

Don't tell Dick

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human_centipede 15 points ago +15 / -0

Shots fired

Now apologize to Dick for being shot.

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Chongald_Xrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Underrated comment

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Vapor12 14 points ago +15 / -1

Im starting to like jr more and more, I really think he is great, imagine if we had donald trump as GEOTUS and his son donald trump jr as Vice, that would AMAZING

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NotAPuma 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah. Don Jr. needs to Primary Macro "RINO" Rubio. We'll get Michael Flynn as Trump's New VP.

Donald Trump Jr. needs to save his strength for his own 2 Terms as GEOTUS.

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Felonious_Mopery 12 points ago +12 / -0

Jr will be the nominee in 2024. You heard it here first, folks.

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henri_derelicte 16 points ago +16 / -0

I think he will be the nominee eventually. Maybe not in 2024. But there is no doubt that Don Jr. is the most based of GEOTUS Trump’s children

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veritasvincit 11 points ago +11 / -0

The spirit of Kek moves in him. If elections ever become legitimate again, I can see him going for it.

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

The KEK is strong in him, no doubt

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endthefed11 3 points ago +4 / -1

I sense it too. He may fulfill the prophecy to destroy the communists.

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freundwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd vote for a Trump Jr - Gaetz ticket.

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FireannDireach 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's gonna leave a mark. A lot of little, burning marks.

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RedditIs4Retards 9 points ago +9 / -0

DON JR ON THE PHONE gets more attendees at rallys than Biden does.

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FerkenBlerkin 9 points ago +9 / -0

What do you expect from someone whose father used the Iraq war to enrich himself through Haliburton contracts. As usual, the criminals are running our country.

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Hangemh1gh 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've been kinda half assed looking for this, so thank you. Great little speech by Don Jr.

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MajorClark 6 points ago +6 / -0

Liz Cheney destroyed the republican party. I don't think the RNC will ever recover. Republicans in congress (-9) always vote democrat.

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Falling_ferret 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good. Fuck the lot of them that aren't for the people. Republican, democrat, libertarian, commie, fascist, if you don't represent your people fuck you. Also if you do represent your people and are a commie or fascist then fuck you too regardless.

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chokey154 4 points ago +4 / -0

For those too young to remember Dick Cheney's shooting skills: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD3IkN-_viE

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CannonballJunior 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ouch! That's gonna burn....like thirty #7 1/2 shot.

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MAGAHANS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fantastic! Show no quarter! We rise!

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tootthebighorn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blizzards of truth!

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SaltyBobCat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn that's a good 1

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Wear_Your_M-a-a-a-sk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes.

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Mastermindz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mic drop!

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Phrazel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cop in the back started taking pics of Matt 😄

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henri_derelicte 3 points ago +3 / -0

911, I’d like to call in a murder

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TheSaltyVet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump Jr running for office?

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ouch.

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Xtracredit 3 points ago +4 / -1

Sounds like Dick is a real Bradley

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pente1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

All of the Trumps are in an undisclosed location for their protection.

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bigbootyhoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK!

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ultraman 2 points ago +2 / -0

That made my day thanks

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neonpla 2 points ago +2 / -0

"rino losers" hahahaha

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yeoman3 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think old Dead-Eye Dick shot exactly what he was aiming at. What could be more convincing than a shotgun blast in the face?

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Rizzo9000 -2 points ago +2 / -4

her approval numbers are even worse than don sr's ability to protect elections from known and expected fraud