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snoopy3210 [S] 81 points ago +81 / -0

Butch Bowers was given to Trump by Graham, after Graham said to the media that "Trump will take responsibility". They were setting him up with this narrative : "questioning the election is inciting violence"
Now It's time to present evidence of election fraud during the trial with honest lawyers. I suggest Ken Starr.

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4moreyrs 39 points ago +39 / -0

agreed

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rationalistone 45 points ago +45 / -0

NOTHING good ever comes from Graham! Fucking Deep State POS from day one, and that will never change!

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snoopy3210 [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

Remember impeachment 1 was about Ukraine scandal involving deepstate and Biden? Well well well I like to watch this photo.

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cgret988 5 points ago +5 / -0

Graham is a Demonrat Rino!!!!!

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Chopblock 20 points ago +20 / -0

”THE DEFENSE HAS THE FLOOR”

”May it please this August body, I present my client himself.”

Trump strolls casually onto the Senate floor. He opens an extremely fine leather attaché case and removes two diet cokes, two autographed MAGA hats, and a frozen quart of ice cream, from which he serves himself two large rolling scoops.

”A lot of people, very smart people, very wise and smart guys are saying, and y’know, they’re probably right, who knows, I say ‘We’ll see.’ Will see, right? That there’s a lot of ‘Trump fans.’ A lot of ‘Trump fans’, that aren’t very happy. Not happy, over something called ‘an election’.”

The ice cream quart sits there melting into a puddle.

”Not happy, because they love their country. I love America. And I love a thing called ‘the Constitution’ of America. This is a great country, with a great Constitution. In 1776 some very smart, very brave guys said, ‘no thanks’ and they got a new Constitution, and that’s where our kids can read about their country, how their country works. And it has, it has amendments, like, Idon’tknow, the first, or the second amendment. Without the second amendment, not a lot of people would be very happy, because, would they? I mean, would they?”

”Do you think they’re gonna vote for a sleepy, for a guy sleeping in his basement, who wants to take, because I always say, ‘without Trump, you’ll have no two-A’. They want to take 2A. That’s guns, in case you didn’t know, but you know, you know.”

”So I’m waiting for some people in Washington to be, to have courage. We need courage, don’t we? It’s hard to show courage, but that’s what you have to do. I have to show, you know, as President, I can’t hide in a basement, I have to get things done, to protect our country.”

”So I say, come to D.C. for a peaceful, and it was a very peaceful speech, very peaceful, perfectly. They said ‘Sir! Sir! That was such a peaceful speech!’ And I wanted to walk up Pennsylvania, beautiful Pennsylvania Avenue, and see some courage on that day. But then “‘Sir, Sir, you can’t walk up there, there’s tear gas’ can you believe that? I mean, I’m not even done with my perfect speech, a perfect presidential speech, and they’re already firing tear gas? I said ‘who’s firing? Who’s firing tear gas?’”

”And now they say, was it an election? Or a coup, and that’s a word I don’t like to use, but, well you saw that they spied, the FBI and even Biden, they say, people are telling me he was in a meeting, and trying to run a coup? That’s treason. I call that, spying, and running a coup, or treason, I don’t know, but it should never happen, we can’t let it happen to a President. Or we won’t have a country.”

”And that’s what happens when you steal an election. You don’t have a country, without an election that’s free, and fair, an election where they count, and as I said it in my perfect speech, I said ‘count every legal ballot. That’s what we want.’”

”And I said, whose shooting? The tear gas. Because the people who love Trump, who came to have a wild time and hear a perfect speech and peacefully protest, they didn’t fire any? Did they? You know, maybe, but I heard they didn’t bring guns, didn’t fire guns. Just someone from this branch of government opened fire, a Capital Policeman, working for Crazy Nancy, or as I call her, Crazy, but maybe not too crazy, Nancy Pelosi. I’m told the gunfire was from her employee.”

”This is her favorite ice cream, by the way. If anybody wants some, come down here and take it.”

”And, if you want to see the difference between being peaceful and angry, like, angry when some people are trying to steal your election, and your second amendment, and what’s different, how it’s different if your President says, like to, I don’t know, maybe 80 million people, if I say, ‘You love Trump. You love your country, and your Second Amendment, and free and fair elections, and ice cream too! Well it’s your ice cream, it’s not Crazy Nancy’s, or Crying Chuck Schumer’s ice cream. It belongs to you, the people of this great country. Come and take it.’” President Trump exits the chamber.

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HangtownBill 13 points ago +13 / -0

That was awesome, you really captured his style.

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MAGAvibesOnly 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow. You made me realize I really miss his speeches. Those good ol' days. . . before we were living in a communist country. . when I was only called a misogynistic racist white supremacist biggot for wearing my red hat, and not a terrorist. This was very well done.

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JoeBidenEatsBabies 4 points ago +4 / -0

I read this in his voice and it made me sad because I really miss hearing his voice

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Leatherwood 3 points ago +3 / -0

OMG. I MISS PRESIDENT TRUMP. I WANT HIM.

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hloblart 17 points ago +17 / -0

I always enjoy comments people with random interactions with politicians.

Remember a guy on predictit saying that he used to pick up Bernie Sanders as a hitchhiker in Vermont while he was a struggling handyman. Said he wasn't a very good handyman.

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spelunking_librator 10 points ago +10 / -0

did you meet his wife in flesh?

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FuckYouAsWell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ken Starr:

Best known for heading the Clinton whitewater investigation, he was likely one of the first on not early targets of the #metoo movement.

Made to step down from president of baylor.

Not saying he doesn't have cia handlers, but it doesn't exactly align with his investigation into the clinton's.

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Leatherwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

LINDSEY NEEDS TO TAKE HIS HEAD OUT HIS ASS WHILE IT CAN STILL BE REMOVED.

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snoopy3210 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

He needs to be prosecuted for war crimes (donbass war, Ukraine)

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Leatherwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

YEP. TRYING TO HIDE BY STICKING HIS HEAD UP HIS OWN ASS IS NOT THE WAY.