then in 2019 when we found out about "Pierre Delecto" I could not but help thinking of "Carlos Danger"
I could see a meme with Anthony Weiner and Mitt Romney in that scene from "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" when Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell make their grand entrance into the grand dining room on the ocean liner (they were on their way to Paris for a gig)
Those gals were really great - but I can totally see Anthony Weiner and Mitt Romney sauntering through that dining room like they were too cool for school.
Carlos Danger! Remember the photoshops of wiener with an eyepatch and giant
mustache?
About the same time, this crazy lesbian raped her friend by deception. She convinced her friend that she was a stranger and a man online. An Asian guy with the creative name of
KYE FORTUNE!
Kye said all the right things and was a total romantic, but he was like the phantom of the opera because of an accident, so would only meet up for sex if the girl wore a blindfold. He was just too sensitive about his disfigurement. (You can search the name Kye Fortune and some British news stories will come up about the trial. )
But this girl eventually pulled off the blindfold, planning to say something like "Oh Kye, I love you even though you're disgusting!" Saw it was her lesbian 'friend' and called the cops.
Kye Fortune did go to jail, but before that, got a lawyer. Lawyer's name was NIGEL POWER!
Pierre Delecto, Kye Fortune, Carlos Danger, and Nigel Power belong in a comic book. I don't know why DC and Marvel are denying us this epic creation, but they seem to be in cahoots to prevent it's release.
The Carlos Danger was extra funny to me because I had a friend who would had used the name Jeff Danger in strip clubs. Of course I immediately sent him the news link when that story came out.
but then, "Carlos Danger" . . .
then in 2019 when we found out about "Pierre Delecto" I could not but help thinking of "Carlos Danger"
I could see a meme with Anthony Weiner and Mitt Romney in that scene from "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" when Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell make their grand entrance into the grand dining room on the ocean liner (they were on their way to Paris for a gig)
Those gals were really great - but I can totally see Anthony Weiner and Mitt Romney sauntering through that dining room like they were too cool for school.
I know exactly where you are coming from.
Carlos Danger! Remember the photoshops of wiener with an eyepatch and giant mustache?
About the same time, this crazy lesbian raped her friend by deception. She convinced her friend that she was a stranger and a man online. An Asian guy with the creative name of
KYE FORTUNE!
Kye said all the right things and was a total romantic, but he was like the phantom of the opera because of an accident, so would only meet up for sex if the girl wore a blindfold. He was just too sensitive about his disfigurement. (You can search the name Kye Fortune and some British news stories will come up about the trial. )
But this girl eventually pulled off the blindfold, planning to say something like "Oh Kye, I love you even though you're disgusting!" Saw it was her lesbian 'friend' and called the cops.
Kye Fortune did go to jail, but before that, got a lawyer. Lawyer's name was NIGEL POWER!
Pierre Delecto, Kye Fortune, Carlos Danger, and Nigel Power belong in a comic book. I don't know why DC and Marvel are denying us this epic creation, but they seem to be in cahoots to prevent it's release.
The Carlos Danger was extra funny to me because I had a friend who would had used the name Jeff Danger in strip clubs. Of course I immediately sent him the news link when that story came out.
https://youtu.be/Lk-zhsa6Lyw?t=1682