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veritasvincit 437 points ago +437 / -0

Every page she flips through is just filled top to bottom with crayon drawings Biden made of himself.

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Judicator 129 points ago +130 / -1

Probably really inappropriate as well xD

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codesherpa 85 points ago +85 / -0

Probably lots of dick pics. Just random dicks drawn all over the place.

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Prayeradime12 34 points ago +34 / -0

dicks, and noses.

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MikeObamasVeineyCock 21 points ago +21 / -0

And children

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modscalledmeacuck 13 points ago +14 / -1

like father like son

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CrankHandler1991 8 points ago +8 / -0

Like he's possessed by some kinda...dick demon

He's gonna get banned from eating any sort of dick shaped foods. You know what kind of foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind. Bananas. Hot dogs.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

He just finished drawing a big, veiny, triumphant looking bastard...

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will he still be allowed to eat actual dicks?

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is funny because it is entirely plausible.

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pepe_lover 6 points ago +6 / -0

Check mate atheists

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KekJeanVanDayum 29 points ago +29 / -0

Lot of leg hair

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RabidZoo 16 points ago +17 / -1

Roaches.

That idiot really said that shit.

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AngrySerb1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Corn pop

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Nibba 62 points ago +62 / -0

They all just say um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um

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ikeepforgettingname 40 points ago +40 / -0

Got the president select into office didnt it?

Nah but seriously it's good to see Biden is surrounding himself with people he knows are smarter than him.

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PlantBasedMeatball 24 points ago +24 / -0

Right - Wouldn't expect anything less from someone with 50 years of experience

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Ctjester35 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, sure. Obama funkie list

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Starxteel 15 points ago +15 / -0

Incompetent lying garbage do that, in this case she is even too stupid to come up with a proper lie.

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Garrettlst 25 points ago +25 / -0

Although she tried to remain calm and confident, she was probably saying to herself “shit, they actually expect me to know stuff”. What a joke.

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buco 4 points ago +4 / -0

She is doing exactly what they want her to do. Answer nothing.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Completely unprofessional! How is this fool press secretary? She behaves like an unprepared high schooler called to give a speech in front of the class after she forgot to do the assignment.

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PlantBasedMeatball 32 points ago +32 / -0

stick figure - another stick figure a fucking cat, wtf is going on around here...

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RabidZoo 14 points ago +15 / -1

Like acid...to give her personality 🤣

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s the only way to sabotage.

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Bigumm89 2 points ago +2 / -0

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