Pretty sure you have no sense of humor then. I tried to be kind about it.

Needing to put a sarcasm flair right next to something that is obvious if you took the time to try to use your brain instead of your emotions and thought in a logical manner you would have gotten the joke. I already know I have a poor sense of humor, but to literally miss the joke, the explanations, and still not get what the joke is actually makes you the retarded one. I have seen and been around very dense people in my life, but this truly does take the whole cake.

Next time try to think about what people say carefully or at least ask for a clearer information before talking in the open.