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strictly1957 32 points ago +32 / -0

Hahahahaha... I bet you any money every major rag/tv network have pre written obituaries on Slow Joe ready to drop at any moment. As a former journalist I can say with certainty that they have...

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Nellie_the_Beaut 14 points ago +14 / -0

With one of those ready made graphics like the one they mistakenly put up for RBG. “Joseph Robinette Biden: 1903 - 2021” with a big toothy smiley 10 yr old pic of him. They got it all queued up!

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strictly1957 9 points ago +10 / -1

Plus they'll be liberally (see what I did there?) peppered with puke inducing "The Kid From Scranton" soundbites

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Gyrfalcon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah. It won't be for almost 2 years. That way heals-up can get 2 terms, plus potatus's last 2.

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Tripin 1 point ago +1 / -0

No one would vote for her so stealing that election would be to risky. Than again it didnt stop Biden.

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Leatherwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

DOES KAMALA LOOK LIKE A MAN IN THIS PICTURE, OR IS IT JUST MY IMAGINATION?

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schiff_for_brains 19 points ago +19 / -0

2 years and 1 day so Kamala gets 10 years to install communism as the first woman president. They will hide Biden’s frozen body in the kitchen’s deep freeze and pretend he’s alive a la Ginsberg.

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DivvyDivet 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is their play. No doubt in my mind.

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Dahnald2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Weekend at Joey's absolutely

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Jabron661 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know we are all having some good laughs at creepy sleepy Joe's expense these days, but if you think things are crazy with him at the helm, wait until Kamala "super spreader" Harris takes the reigns of power.

It will be cunt-tastic.

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SuperMagaMan 16 points ago +16 / -0

Strange. She's the one usually gagging at work.

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Wohwoh1911 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha top kek

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SecedeNOW 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lolz Brutal

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YOLO69SWAGG420GG 2 points ago +2 / -0

the media appointed vice president has sucked off the media appointed president at least one time.

Please try to change my mind.

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defiant_liberty 9 points ago +9 / -0

They are going to prop him up till things crash, and then when they go to hell, they will install KKKamala and 25th him, and defer all blame to him for the shitty outcome of their agenda.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, next week then?

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Fallingshadow 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden probably has less than a year to live. Probably even less time in regards to his brain giving out completely.

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DivvyDivet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Im going to go out on a limb and say that Joe will be President long enough for Camala to run for re-election twice. That will be 2 years and a day for Joe. If Biden's health goes before that mark the Dems will pull a RBG and say he is on life support but not dead for however long they need.

They don't need kneepads on the throne. Their Shadow puppeteer calls the shots regardless. The play they will make is to maximize their time in power over 10 years.

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Dahnald2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree. They will wait until they can rig the Senate to a bigger majority

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Buy_American 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks like Mike Obama's man-hands.

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Doodzwembad 6 points ago +6 / -0

2nd of April 2021, Joe vs stairs. Stairs winner

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ronnietherocket 5 points ago +5 / -0

I suspect they are going to wait until the Senate is no longer 50-50.

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donutreplyplz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why does Wanda Sikes look so mischievous?

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Chuj 5 points ago +5 / -0

5/5/2021 is my guess. Cinco de JoeJoe

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800080 5 points ago +5 / -0

[Repost]

The Curse of Tippecanoe has US presidents elected in years ending in zero die in office since and including 1840.
Only about half were assassinated, the rest died from a health issues. Reagan was the last who did not die in office but came close due to an assassin (1980). Bush (Jr) beat the curse in 2000 but someone did try throwing a grenade at him. Maybe it was the extra two zeros. Off the pattern, Zachary Taylor Died in office in 1848. There's a ton of logical fallacy associated with the curse, but there was a US Presidential election in 2020.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like those odds.

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satrianiVibrations 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heh. My theory is that theyre trying to destroy everything so that Cumala can "fix it" when shes sworn in.

I think we should take bets on how long they allow Biden to live

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Les_Deplorables 3 points ago +3 / -0

When the TDS settles down and the MSM have to actually cover Bidet

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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PepePedebone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watch yo back Joe

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buco 3 points ago +3 / -0

4th of July, Dems want to celebrate his corrupt, pedophilic, disgusting life.

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secretbern 3 points ago +3 / -0

Always have been.

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FreeSpeechLivesOn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Depends on how many more EO's they have pre written for him to scribble his name on. Basically you would be bettting on how many more Executive Orders to be signed

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AgentGTO 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm giving him 6 months.

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Gmelindag 2 points ago +2 / -0

If God would step in it won’t be long! May Pelosi go to prison for many years but her tesla stocks that she bought after knowing what Biden was putting in an EO the next day!

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is only time Camel-La has been black.

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Dahnald2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL that's why she's always lurking behind him

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vongregormench 2 points ago +2 / -0

My grandpa just died. He had dementia. He was showing signs like Biden probably 4 years ago. Biden could likely stay alive his whole presidency, but he won’t be able to interact and hide it a whole lot longer. Anyone paying attention can figure it out now, but how far will they go to hide it?

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tfinley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe another month

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793D 2 points ago +2 / -0

4-6 months from January 21st.

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SandbarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamala needs him in office for 2 years. She can serve 10 years so if he kicks the bucket before the 2 year mark, she can only serve one term, instead of the two she has her eyes on.

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Kyro5411 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm surprised predictit isn't taking bets on when Joe "retires" from his job.

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kaliphornia 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should demand a retinal Scan and fingerprints from 🦘. I think "it" is a BORG

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OllieNorth 2 points ago +2 / -0

The magic date will be January 21, 2022 as that is the earliest that Harris can replace him and still run for 2 successive terms (10 years total).

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Tripin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Id bet on after Christmas 2021 right before new years.

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muddobber 2 points ago +2 / -0

I give China Joe Biden 6 mos. before stick up her ass Nancy throws him out and installs breed Camel.

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MoleMan470 2 points ago +2 / -0

I give it until the day before the "pandemic" ends.

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FreeSpeechLivesOn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bad call, the pan"Dem" ic they will never let it end. A new strain a year is more like it

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ActualAdult 2 points ago +2 / -0

20 April.

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smartass 2 points ago +2 / -0

He needs to die in prison. We need to move things forward!

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Ivleeeg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Until they need to use the sexist/racist card to smear you with because the attacks on their policies get so immense. If we sit here and quietly take it like we have, Joe will remain president. If people begin rising up against the illegal dictatorship, they will kill Joe and install hoe.

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Mr_Fister 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 years

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Regnad_2720 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put me down for him serving 2 years and 1 day,

That way Kamala can run twice and serve the max 10 years.

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cubanralph 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe is still alive? I thought he was Avril Lavigned.

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lventox 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking at max 2 years.

They have numerous ways to get him kicked out of office if he doesn't die... Two that easy come to mind include:

  • Dementia

  • Biden Crime Syndicate

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CamelsForKamelToe 1 point ago +1 / -0

It has been totally debunked that I was researching poisons at the local library. Someone stole my library card and used it without my authorization. In addition, I have no specific recollection of ever researching the effects of various poisons at a pubic library. Anyone that says otherwise is a racist.

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Granny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kamala would be just as big of a puppet as Potato Joe.

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deleted 1 point ago +2 / -1