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Commies be like (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Lomaxw85 ago by Lomaxw85 +4977 / -1
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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 86 points ago +87 / -1

On the bright side,

I already have a small buffer around my midsection

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Darkheartisland 41 points ago +41 / -0

Real men of genius

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Girthquakes 13 points ago +13 / -0

Today we salute you, Mister buffer-around-his-midsection'er

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nrjk1 15 points ago +15 / -0

I've been working on that buffer for over 10 years. Lol.

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border_humper 11 points ago +11 / -0

The reeducation camps will take care of that, comrade.

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Hanging_Chad 10 points ago +12 / -2

Oh, good point. Any single MAGA BBWs ITT PM me

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carnivore-pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t eat sugar that way you can actually metabolize it. If you don’t you will waste more then Just fat

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Thomas1963-1967 25 points ago +25 / -0

If they try to stop the food, I think they will be in for a rude awakening. Truckers deliver the food. They will cut off the big Democrat cities. Won't be pretty.

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KekistanPM 36 points ago +36 / -0

Government still has regulations that tell farmers what they can and cannot grow on their own land to this very day.

Still irritates me that farmers in California pay a tiny fraction of what citizens do for water so they can grow water-hungry crops like almonds on naturally dry land. Seems like it would make more sense to grow them in areas with higher rainfall averages, but that's anti-science or something.

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Darkheartisland 19 points ago +19 / -0

Don't get me started about the sugar lobby in FL.

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Barbs 14 points ago +14 / -0

Northern California almonds grow fine, and normally only require water in the later summer months when the nuts are maturing.

Southern California almonds on the other hand shouldn’t even exist. The southern end of the state gets the majority of their water from us, and their original water rights only allowed them to plant seasonal crops, because their rights are (or were) revokable in a drought.

So instead they planted orchards and lobbied for permanent rights, which is totally fucking us now. Even in drought years now we pump a shit-ton of groundwater to send south.

That being said, California is also one of two places on earth that has the perfect climate for growing almonds. The problem isn’t the crop, it’s the farmers who plant it where they shouldn’t.

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DiscoverAFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turns out when you fuck with the free market like that you get droughts. Who could have guessed.

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LetFreedomRing 10 points ago +10 / -0

Didn't they try to do this exact thing in the beginning of this scamdemic? Some farmers were told to kill their livestock, but at the same time we had a huge import of beef coming from Africa.

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YourWifesBoyfriend 8 points ago +8 / -0

We had some weird stuff happening in Denmark. People that farmed mink (small animals with nice fur) were told to kill them immediately. Insane losses and that industry got fucked and still is fucked.

Now we're getting told that it's political overreach and it wasn't constitutional or whatever. The state now has to pay 18 billion back to the farmers. And guess what? The politicians don't pay shit, because all of that money is from taxes. I'm paying for their idiocy. Being a stupid or corrupt politician has no bad outcome.

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ATOZED 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just look WHO has been buying up farms in US ....cough ...Gates

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YourWifesBoyfriend 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bill fucking Gates

It's an ominous sign. You know shit is about to go down when a billionaire suddenly decides to be the biggest land owner in the US.

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LetFreedomRing 4 points ago +4 / -0

And the Chinese.

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gates owns a tiny, tiny percentage of the farmland in the country. He's #49 on a list of people who own WAY more farmland than he does. Bill Gates is in no position to have any control over the food supply. He's just doing what most rich people at his level do - diversify. Land always holds value.

The person who should alarm you more is Jeff Bezos. He owns WAY more land than Gates, but doesn't (right now) seem to be doing much with it, and most of his land is ranching.

Bezos has a lot of tentacles in everything. Just saw yesterday, he's on the board of Robinhood. That should concern you, not Gates. Bezos is the big dog in the retail world, and his company ships a LOT of food now.

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Proudly_Deplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

Think Omen II.

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Lord_Karius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, don't get the false sense of security in growing your own food. They'll take that too.

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

All they have to do is stop toilet paper. We've seen people freak out twice now.

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KekistanPM 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is one reason why I'm seeking out local based farmer's markets. I'd like to make some friends who know how to grow food and live off the land when things get sideways. Maybe they could use some friends who know their way around technology, too.

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Vermino 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bought a whole bunch of dogs and cats. I want to have the full Venezuela experience.

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just_me_01 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feed the birds. It's like Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom in my back yard.

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