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YOLO69SWAGG420GG 53 points ago +55 / -2

boating accidents man, what are you gonna do when the sea comes for you?

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Saltyminer11 25 points ago +25 / -0

"The sea was angry that day my friends....Like an old man trying to send back cold soup in a deli."

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SolidSnakeOil 15 points ago +15 / -0

We got ourselves a marine biologist over here.

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Saltyminer11 13 points ago +13 / -0

But instead of a golf ball, he pulls out a Glock. :)

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Kraken swept in, moved on my guns like a bitch...

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the_neon_cowboy 8 points ago +8 / -0

We all had boating accidents and bought all that PCV pipe for a pluming emergency...

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South_Florida_Guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mine were all on the Titanic. What are the odds??

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RusherOfDin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, and tell Janet Yellen the sea came for my Bitcoin as well.