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swab_my_ass_china 9 points ago +10 / -1

My body is ready.

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ISTApackagingguy 16 points ago +16 / -0

Take some Epsom salts the night before the big test so when they swab your butt you can let loose your last three meals on them. Then just say "oops, my bad."