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DragonEnergy2 22 points ago +23 / -1

Patch on left arm?

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deleted 32 points ago +32 / -0
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FinishTheBorderWall 17 points ago +17 / -0

Probably scratched it on one of Melania’s high heels while spending some quality time with her.

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Tom_Platz_of_Abs 20 points ago +20 / -0

If he’s on blood thinner he could have bumped something. The older you get the skin get thinner and weaker. He’s a god but he’s not Hercules or wolverine

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SWORDofLIBERTY 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hercules would've just stormed the capital himself and put a new king in by now.

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Daniel644 5 points ago +5 / -0

the Myanmar Military managed to do it in Myanmar, so what if they are the bad guys, at least they did something about election fraud (or perceived election fraud).

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +3 / -2
  1. november 3
  2. disappointed
  3. ???
  4. profit
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BananaWizard 4 points ago +4 / -0

old people heal slower

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

where can I get anus swabbed to test if I'm old?

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0v3rKill 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know a guy, but you have to be quadruple masked.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

i can also quadruple plug just in case of farts