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Art-Vandelay41 35 points ago +36 / -1

Did I just read that the rats detect landmines and tuberculosis

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 11 points ago +13 / -2

I bet since this lady can smell Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s, it would be possible to train the rats to do that too

https://archive.is/RgoCO

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Spicy_maymay 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can smell who in my family has Alzheimer's too, pro tip:

It's the one who never remembers to wipe his ass

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hloblart 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think the main reason for using rats to find mines isn't just their sense of smell(pretty sure other animals do that better, in general (hounds, bears, etc), though rats may be better at certain compounds in the case of tuberculosis)

It is the fact that they are lightweight and lighfooted(so they are less likely to set mines off, and probably more expendable).

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Chickapede 6 points ago +6 / -0

The best animal to be trained to find landmines is a Democrat, because in case a landmine goes off, the trainers don't become as attached to the Democrats, so it's better for morale. Democrats aren't as easy to train as rats, though. Not quite as intelligent.

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Ghostsunite 3 points ago +3 / -0

thanks for making me bust out laughing😎😎😎😎😎. I have been so pissed off the last couple of months...

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starsabove 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is the fact that they are lightweight and light footed(so they are less likely to set mines off, and probably more expendable).

Not really less expendable, it still takes a while to train them properly. But they require less space to house, and take less food & water. A single equipped trailer can house dozens of trained rats, with both food and water for months of operation. The same trailer could house only 1 or 2 dogs.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just also sort of figured that while dogs are in most places, rats are EVERYWHERE so thats why they picked them

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hloblart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure that it isn't common brown rats.

I think they only use these

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambian_pouched_rat

Only native to Africa, though they are apparently invasive in the Florida Keys

Apparently also occasionally escape from being pets in the southern states, but doesn't seem to be significant breeding population.

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loric4882 3 points ago +4 / -1

You are simply unaware of a commonly known fact

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BloodElfSupporter 2 points ago +3 / -1

The pede was simply sharing. Whether it’s true or not it’s up to the person reading (we have brains, you know?)

No need to sound harsh

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anonymousdonor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never go full retard boys.

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hloblart 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can't smell an illness unless it creates an external bodily change.

Why is it hard to believe that a disease creates a subtle external bodily change?

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ColonelCottonHill 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I remember right dolphins

If I remember right dolphins raped my boy.

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 2 points ago +2 / -0

"BWAAAAHHHHHH!!! Stop talkin' about that, dang it! If you say one more word, I'm gonna kick your ass!"

– Hank Hill, Assistant Manager, Strickland Propane

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Dennislearsysbastard 9 points ago +10 / -1

It's an honest living. Dogs can detect terminal cancer.

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HockeyMom4Trump 12 points ago +13 / -1

Probably more accurately than some doctors.

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loric4882 10 points ago +10 / -0

How hard is it for you to duckduckgo 'dogs detect cancer'

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MSG1000 -3 points ago +1 / -4

The guy’s being rude, but it is true it’s not on him to prove a point for the other side.

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Dirk_Diggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I don't understand it, so everyone is wrong." You are a fucking retard.

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FUJIMO_1977 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, Covid, if you gerbil it up your ass, it can sniff out COVID... You know you have it, if it backs out on its own and you don't gotta go to the ER. My wife's BF told me that.

It's also 1000 percent more effective that Chinese asshole saw test, but it goes further than 2 inches. Also, only baby rats unless you have alternative experience

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