Also the first to run rovers on Mars. Nobody else has done it to my knowledge. Not probes but actually drive around on it. We also have the Voyagers which are way the fuck out there. Nobody else. Everyone knows we are the greatest of all time and why they all hate us.
We took pictures of Pluto. I remember my science books from when I was a kid, it was represented as a blue sphere, It isn't.
To be fair kudos to the Japanese and the ESA for their work with comets and landing on them, fucking cool. But put a man there if you want to impress me, Robots are easy.
Late Spezzit: To be fair to the Soviets, look up Venera program, They got pics from the surface of Venus, before the heat killed the probe. They literally used cryogenic gasses to cool the equipment in exchange for a few pictures from a planet too hostile to visit in person.
Also the first to run rovers on Mars. Nobody else has done it to my knowledge. Not probes but actually drive around on it. We also have the Voyagers which are way the fuck out there. Nobody else. Everyone knows we are the greatest of all time and why they all hate us.
We took pictures of Pluto. I remember my science books from when I was a kid, it was represented as a blue sphere, It isn't. To be fair kudos to the Japanese and the ESA for their work with comets and landing on them, fucking cool. But put a man there if you want to impress me, Robots are easy.
Late Spezzit: To be fair to the Soviets, look up Venera program, They got pics from the surface of Venus, before the heat killed the probe. They literally used cryogenic gasses to cool the equipment in exchange for a few pictures from a planet too hostile to visit in person.
And we did it more than once. We basically just kept dunking on everybody.