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Bullwinkle 23 points ago +23 / -0

He’s probably having a sundowning episode. The IV/shots didn’t work this morning.

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chelthing 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hence the cranking out of E.O.s every day... Gotta get those changes in before the public sees him totally lose it

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deplorabetty 15 points ago +15 / -0

Are you telling me that the Secret Service isn't trained well enough to travel less than a mile in a little snow?

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

They are busy sewing rainbow flags on their clothes.

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Farage_massage 6 points ago +6 / -0

They also have every asset of the US military at their disposal, but can’t move a man 0.8 miles... Flights are taking off from all DC area airports, but they can’t move a man by ground transport...

This is such a laughable excuse it doesn’t warrant being taken either remotely seriously.

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Pumpitrealgood 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm waiting for a speech where he tells the crowd, or reporters that they better ask that question to President Obama.........

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EvilGuy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not like anyone cares to hear him speak anyways.

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DaddySmooth 5 points ago +5 / -0

The storm that is causing "inclement weather is the TRUMP STORM. Hang on, Pede's it's going to be GLORIOUS!

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Space_Force 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bruh, "The Beast" only weighs like 10 tons, no way that has traction in snow, same goes for those armored Suburbans.

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MinneMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember that time President Trump rescheduled a speech due to inclement weather?

Yeah, me neither.

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Robust_Safeguard 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the meth they put him on for the debates is coming back to bite them in the ass

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Jleinf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, fried the residual brain function

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AnthonyS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is inclement weather code for shat himself at the thought of going out amongst all those troops?

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Thoborius 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think he can even walk anymore.

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GontMawr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get the Mounties down from Canada!

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Jleinf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on man, you dog faced pony soldiers need to pet my leg hairs before corn pop gets mad and demands Hunter start showing his computer pictures

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4Mitchell4 -5 points ago +2 / -7

heavy snow in the region - nothing interesting

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Bullwinkle 7 points ago +7 / -0

What’d they get? Half an inch? Wimps.

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CountVapid 7 points ago +7 / -0

.8 miles.

My job expects me to travel 20 miles (in the boonies) to work in this weather regardless of a "State of Emergency." Why shouldn't we expect him to go less than a mile?

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HuntersCrackDealinHo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because he has to drive Gimpmobile 3 the coolest old man rascal scooter they could steal from the Walmarts. Unfortunately they don't make snow chains for them yet.

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MrStep 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, no heavy snow in the region, just The Bidening.