If they ask for proof, accuse them of being rude to those with disabilities.
"Do you try to shove people out of wheelchairs to prove they can walk? Do you yell at deaf people? Do you throw fake punches to try to scare blind people? Stop being rude about my disability."
I have successfully used this!! Usually not many people bother me but the looks!!! The looks can kill! It is almost like they identified a murderer walking among them.
And this is outside in nature!!!! Mask mandate at parks!!!!
Tell them you have a medical condition.
It is illegal for them to ask you about it beyond that.
I was surprised she asked me for my papers. What is this, Nazi Germany?
If they ask for proof, accuse them of being rude to those with disabilities.
"Do you try to shove people out of wheelchairs to prove they can walk? Do you yell at deaf people? Do you throw fake punches to try to scare blind people? Stop being rude about my disability."
This.
i am constantly telling people i have a condition called Freedom
I am allergic to bullshit.
maybe we should say "fweedom" like Kamala...
I have successfully used this!! Usually not many people bother me but the looks!!! The looks can kill! It is almost like they identified a murderer walking among them.
And this is outside in nature!!!! Mask mandate at parks!!!!
When they look, point and laugh.
Next I’ll have to wear a gold star.
We should all start carrying masks with gold stars on them.
Oh, you want me to wear this? What does that make you then?
The crazy thing is I have an exemption due to breathing issues. It messes me up for hours to wear a mask for even a short period of time.
I wanna do this and when they ask me, "What medical condition"? I wanna say "Ebola. I have airborne Ebola".
Fucking madlad. I love this one.
People are so dumb they’ll be like “oh ok great.”
Tell them it is a felony to wear a mask when carrying a concealed weapon.