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SliceOFriedGold 36 points ago +37 / -1

If you want to be extra belligerent, that conversation looks like this:

Commie: Where's your mask?

Pede: Tell me something, does your mother love you?

Commie: Huh?

Pede: does your mother love you?

Commie: Ma'am, I dont see how that is relevant. You have to wear a mask.

Pede: Oh, its relevant. You see, if your mother loved you, don't you think she would have told you masks prevent viral infections? So either you mom loves you, and you would have been wearing masks all your life or you're being lied to and masks don't work.

Walk away.

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67Vert 8 points ago +8 / -0

And everyone claps

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SliceOFriedGold 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh I forgot that part. Also important.

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JerryJerryJerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sorry, Shaun.