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posted ago by swab_my_ass_china +75 / -2

George Floyd's anus was nominated for this prestigious award for its work keeping all that overdose poop in. Hard work.

George Floyd's anus was nominated for this prestigious award for its work keeping all that overdose poop in. Hard work.
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InsideMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would they care about George Floyd in this case? Did someone put their boot in his ass, too?

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FISHEAD 2 points ago +2 / -0

just talking about things that SUK

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swab_my_ass_china [S] 0 points ago +0 / -0

I'm mocking Nobel Peace prizes. They are basically meaningless now.

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InsideMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they were meaningless the moment they nominated Hitler for one.

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swab_my_ass_china [S] 0 points ago +0 / -0

Ha, or gave obama one for just cheating his way into the Presidents office. You can't convince me he didn't cheat, its far too obvious now.

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Americanapplepie 2 points ago +2 / -0

With all that fentanyl, constipation came naturally.

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swab_my_ass_china [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao dammit, I thought it would have caused the squirts to OD on it

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Americanapplepie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Opiates harden and compact the poo, causing constipation. All good handshake.

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gtwhizz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Floyd the Landlord will be awarded a posthumous AVN award this year. Best BDSM gay sex scene.