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posted ago by swab_my_ass_china ago by swab_my_ass_china +75 / -2

George Floyd's anus was nominated for this prestigious award for its work keeping all that overdose poop in. Hard work.

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InsideMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would they care about George Floyd in this case? Did someone put their boot in his ass, too?

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FISHEAD 2 points ago +2 / -0

just talking about things that SUK

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swab_my_ass_china [S] 0 points ago +0 / -0

I'm mocking Nobel Peace prizes. They are basically meaningless now.

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InsideMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they were meaningless the moment they nominated Hitler for one.

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swab_my_ass_china [S] 0 points ago +0 / -0

Ha, or gave obama one for just cheating his way into the Presidents office. You can't convince me he didn't cheat, its far too obvious now.

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Americanapplepie 2 points ago +2 / -0

With all that fentanyl, constipation came naturally.

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swab_my_ass_china [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao dammit, I thought it would have caused the squirts to OD on it

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Americanapplepie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Opiates harden and compact the poo, causing constipation. All good handshake.

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gtwhizz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Floyd the Landlord will be awarded a posthumous AVN award this year. Best BDSM gay sex scene.