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DudePlayingaDude 5 points ago +5 / -0

Our base beauty is the real deal. Unlike sasquatch who definitely has a penis and plays with it up Obama's circle back asshole.

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ppalgansaek 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I hadn't looked at the attached article. Fuck those people, they are the kind of horrible humans I try to avoid. They take the Trump's love for each other and turn it in to something cheap and vulgar. Probably a cat lady having a jealousy tantrum. I hope one of her cats throws up on her most expensive pair of suede shoes. :D

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laweeks 2 points ago +2 / -0

You leave Big Mike alone!

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FISHEAD 1 point ago +1 / -0

"mooch"..the tranny silverback...aka...big mike

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TwitterIsTrash 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol they are so bitter. Must be a bunch of forever-alone people or ones in loveless marriages getting cheated on who write this garbage

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TeaMug71 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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Robust_Safeguard 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually feel sick imagining that.

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bluedevilga 1 point ago +1 / -0

The greatest thing about having a supportive wife, which is probably why I need a lawyer, is that not only will she give words of encouragement, but when physically close by, other sorts of encouragement. I was loved the fact that it was the longest time in history between the time Trump was announced as president and the time he took the stage. You know he went and celebrated and a special way with her. If I was married to her, I would want to celebrate everything. hell I would celebrate brushing my hair by screwing her, taking a dump, finishing my meal, going to sleep, anything with work, assuming I had time left. If I'm able to sell my company in the future, I hope to find someone like her, a good doctor, and literally spend all of my capable moments banging.

I would make South Park Saddam look like a prude.