The greatest thing about having a supportive wife, which is probably why I need a lawyer, is that not only will she give words of encouragement, but when physically close by, other sorts of encouragement. I was loved the fact that it was the longest time in history between the time Trump was announced as president and the time he took the stage. You know he went and celebrated and a special way with her. If I was married to her, I would want to celebrate everything. hell I would celebrate brushing my hair by screwing her, taking a dump, finishing my meal, going to sleep, anything with work, assuming I had time left. If I'm able to sell my company in the future, I hope to find someone like her, a good doctor, and literally spend all of my capable moments banging.

I would make South Park Saddam look like a prude.