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FartyMcFartFace 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't go there!! Great! Now Faucci's going to mandate wearing masks over our anal sphincter muscle! Worse yet, keeping a tampon in place 24/7.

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Totally_Not_FBI 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mandatory buttplugs. Will Wal-Mart greeters be forced to check for compliance?