This sounds like a riff on the old Mitch Hedberg joke about getting a receipt for a donut:
We do not need to bring ink and paper into this transaction. You can just hand me the corn and I can just hand you the lard. When am I going to need to prove I traded for corn? "You got a receipt for that corn?!" "It's at home... in my filing cabinet... under C... for 'corn.'"
This sounds like a riff on the old Mitch Hedberg joke about getting a receipt for a donut:
We do not need to bring ink and paper into this transaction. You can just hand me the corn and I can just hand you the lard. When am I going to need to prove I traded for corn? "You got a receipt for that corn?!" "It's at home... in my filing cabinet... under C... for 'corn.'"
i used to like mitch hedberg. i still do, but i used to, too.