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UsedOnlyThrice 58 points ago +58 / -0

If you are important you get a book deal. If you are a useful idiot you get gofundme.

That said this lady probably will have a lawyer so those who want to donate find out who that is and donate through them.

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War_Hamster 20 points ago +20 / -0

And if you're really important, you get to go on CNN.

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Hanging_Chad 8 points ago +8 / -0

How much does CNN pay for interviews/comments?

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'd imagine that whole clown car of revolving guests all make well into 6 figures, but don't know for sure. For whatever reason, they've never offered me the opportunity.

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Dennislearsysbastard 4 points ago +4 / -0

They'll pump your gofundme

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JohnnyWolverine 3 points ago +3 / -0

They paid Nicholas Sandmann $250 million! Albiet involuntarily..

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Trump_USA_2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

This violates the First Amendment, if that still exists.

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Lord_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just checked... no longer exists.

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MrVegan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty sure they pretend you sold 10 million digital copies and give you your payoff. Better than the old days of printing 10 million copies and burning them

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pddx22 11 points ago +11 / -0

I Am So Sick Of Seeing Becoming Michelle On every ebook site! Like I want to read about some tranny. Remember Joan Rivers!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

She was Arkancided.