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GiantFlamingToad 53 points ago +53 / -0

I'd like to see her try, by herself, to install the app on her phone. That in and of itself would be hilarious.

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Brellin 39 points ago +39 / -0

isn't this the woman that called in all the banks and said "why are you fucking over young people with student loans" and then the bank dudes she brought in were "we stopped dealing in student loans ever since the government took over guaranteeing them" and then she just looked like a fucking idiot?

Because I'm pretty sure it's the same woman.

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AnointedVisions 13 points ago +14 / -1

Low IQ

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Johnfox13 10 points ago +10 / -0

Extremely low IQ. But what is her net worth?

These congressmen and congresswomen are all amazing entrepreneurs to always become millionaires

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Leatherwood 6 points ago +6 / -0

THIS SHOWS YOU HOW UNSERIOUS THE DEMS ARE ABOUT ADDRESSING THIS PROBLEM. WHY EVEN BOTHER? THE OPTICS ARE ATROCIOUS.

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PurestEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Low IQ, no spine, no ethics, but born in the club. Qualifies for 6+ digit incomes.

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UsedOnlyThrice 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep. :-)

She really thought she had a bunch of bankers cornered. They silently let her finished then told her government created the problem.

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residue69 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Awan brothers would probably have to do it remotely from Pakistan while she pretended to push the buttons.

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Leatherwood 8 points ago +8 / -0

INCOMPETENCE NEVER CEASES IN THE LAND OF THE DEMONRATS.

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SpinShaitan 22 points ago +22 / -0

God help us. This will showcase galactic levels of stupidity.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 9 points ago +9 / -0

Look at the bright side: After this the folks at WSB will all be over here introducing themselves.

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Josh-Man 18 points ago +18 / -0

They’re going to explain how the stock market works to Maxine Waters?

May as well get Elon to testify about how his boosters land themselves.

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Josh-Man 11 points ago +11 / -0

One thing is for certain.

She will reclaim her fucking time.

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SquidThrowFaux 8 points ago +8 / -0

When you can't reason or think critically but your handlers teach you "magic words."

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AnointedVisions 2 points ago +3 / -1

DASS RAYCISSS

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KuzoKevin [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

What game were you trying to stop? Parcheesi? Candy Land?

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SpinShaitan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahah so true

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HKFan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Are we sure that the island won't in fact, tip over?

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MrJethro 3 points ago +3 / -0

We, uh, do not anticipate that happening, Mr Johnson.

first thing I thought of seeing the maxi-pad story

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ravioli_king 10 points ago +10 / -0

Age 82. Snap. Our politicians aren't getting any younger. $45 mil to Hillary from hedge funders. At least $20 mil to Biden from hedge funders that I can find.

idk about Maxine... since she's the one overseeing hedge funds, that kind of blocks out the articles about how much Maxine was funded by hedge funds.

Oh and to be fair, Trump did get $19k in funding from hedge funders. AOC got $3k.

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DudePlayingaDude 9 points ago +9 / -0

The memes. Write. Themselves.

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ironhorse 8 points ago +8 / -0

How minutes elapse before she makes it about race?

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Captinhowdy45 4 points ago +4 / -0

.5

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AnointedVisions 1 point ago +2 / -1

Minutes?

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pileongomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

He should show up in tights and a feather in his cap.

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Liberty_Prime 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wasn't she voted the most corrupt person in Congress? More than once?

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InsideMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maxine Water's likely opening address: I believe, and history has proved me right!, that you and your company are racist to its very rotten core, and that its racism like that keeping Black Americans down. Can they afford the thousand-dollar iPhones needed to run your, uh, app? No. Can they afford to put their welfare checks into sketchy investments? No. Can they afford to put their rebate checks into, uh, scan them in their phone so they can, uh, play your slot machine? No. Hard working 'Mericans, like one of my 'stituents, Jumbalya Jones, can't afford to feed her three children because all four or five of their fathers are behind bars due to racist police prosecuting them for breaking and entering a 7-11 while only trying to make ends meet, because, sometimes, an Ole English 40 is the only way the ends be meetin', you know what I'm sayin? And that's why this Silicon Valley-implant, whatever it is, is racist.

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jumbalya Jones the hottest new Soundcloud Rapper!

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Sophie1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I read this with her ridiculous voice in my head🤣

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Tuarac 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could she string that many ‘large’ words together?

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Mediaqueen 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is gonna be great

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maxine Waters is one of the lowest-IQ people in congress.

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GiveMe1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Two fucking shills, each one more retarded and out of touch than the other, in a sham committee testimony? Yeah, I’ll just wait for the clips on that one. Can’t have my mind exploding from the mental gymnastics and crashes needed to follow that bulls hit.

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Heavens2MAGAtroid 3 points ago +3 / -0

The woman is dumber than a sack of hammers and crazy to boot. Grab the popcorn!

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FISHEAD 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAXI-PAD WATERS...THE BIGGEST BLACK TURD IN A SEA OF BLACK TURDS

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trumpmixtape 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does she even know anything about the stock market? Or does she delegate that stuff to one of the uniparty's goto stooges to manage her millions of dollars in finances?

Edit: only a degree in Sociology from about 60 years ago, from the world renowned CSU Los Angeles no less lol. How is this person in any way qualified to be chair of the financial services committee?

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MrJethro 2 points ago +2 / -0

you know the answer. decades of democrat corruption

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Lowersidecustoms 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's just letting Robinhood know who they need to send the check to. Her daughter needs another 1.1m

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Japan4Salt 3 points ago +3 / -0

EPIC!

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outlaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much has she lost?

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Sheprecon31 2 points ago +2 / -0

IMPEACH 45 lol you can just imagine it now the fucking dirty tinkling out rodent

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GetWokeGetBroke 2 points ago +2 / -0

You will lose brain cells watching this stupidity.

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Uncle_Remus 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I was a rich guy, I'd put out a reward for anyone who snatches that wig off her head. Double if it's on TV.

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KuzoKevin [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks. I'll delete the link I posted.

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residue69 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can leave it up. I just post links for the people who prefer an archived version to save them time.

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LRRP 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You need to stop discriminating against stocks just because some are shorter than others!”

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BoDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's aPOS

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RatioInvictus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't wait to watch her go through a long tirade, only to hear, at the end, that he is not the ACTUAL Robinhood, of Sherwood Forest, and to have her say, "What?! Well, why are we all here, then?"

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PartandParcel 1 point ago +1 / -0

So they got one of the dumbest politicians in the US to run a hearing on stocks? 🤡🌎

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kjj9 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't wait to see the highlight reel. Over/under on her rambling about "in peach Vlad" ?

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guten_morgen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh my god. She probably doesn't even know what a stock is.

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redditadminssuckit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you translate ABBADABBADA?

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Totally_Not_FBI 1 point ago +1 / -0

My money is on "white nationalist supremacists" being uttered by Mad Maxie Pad at least once during the sham of a hearing.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prediction - she's going to go after him for not doing enough to limit trading, rather than breaking the law by stopping it.

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TrumpTrainNonstop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sure how watching people lie and cover for one another is entertaining. If that's what you're into, just watch CNN or FOX.

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KuzoKevin [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's going top funny watching Maxine pretend to understand the markets.

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Littlemaidofnh 2 points ago +2 / -0

This

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not giving it any view. I already know what's gonna be said and done. Incredibly predictable.

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Snailboat 1 point ago +1 / -0

She will not have a single clue of what's going on, let alone a y wrong doing. They will railroad her into submission. What a joke.

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flugglebinder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone in this position should have to take an IQ test.

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CrackerSmurf2 1 point ago +1 / -0

And what did Robin Hood do to help impee foe tee fie?

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unicornpoop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Impeach fotey-fiiiiie.

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Agent_Orange 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drinking game: Take a shot every time they say "Trump". Good times!

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Pres_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

This way nothing ever happens.

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MAGAdadUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I expect him to run circles around her.

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ronaldcamillo123 1 point ago +1 / -0

This ignorant bitch will be unprepared and unable to ask anything but superficial buzzword questions. Black Grinch is a waste.

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fdagasfd 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's Low IQ Waters. The perfect plausible deniability get nothing done hearing.

I'll skip it but I'd love to be wrong.

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BumpForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Thank you, Mr.Xhairman,

Why come yous wayist wsb take yo monies?"

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Kaboola 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will be genuinely surprised if anything actually comes of this