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Sphinx3peat 192 points ago +193 / -1

Liability insurance?

Why the fuck would I need insurance for a gun to protect my home?

If you’re breaking into my home, the Castle Doctrine already shields me from liability when I legally, rightfully, and justifiably add 7+1 hollow point sized orifices to your body.

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TheRealTurdFurgeson 105 points ago +106 / -1

They will say you are deranged and were actively seeking this scenario to kill. Pack the courts with lefty judges and have only those on unemployment be able to take up the seats on the jury.

Oh, and if you're white? Forget about it.

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standonthewall 56 points ago +57 / -1

This is why we all need to be on jury duty, deny any political favoritism, and vote our conscience where they cannot run it through a dominion machine.

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Hshsvsvsvsv 21 points ago +24 / -3

Exactly. REQUEST jury duty if u can

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TrumpWonBigly2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can you actually request it? I thought that was illegal and it has to be random.

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TrumpBoater 14 points ago +14 / -0

JURY NULLIFICATION! JURY NULLIFICATION! JURY NULLIFICATION! JURY NULLIFICATION! JURY NULLIFICATION! JURY NULLIFICATION! JURY NULLIFICATION!

Cannot say it enough...

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brother_red 11 points ago +11 / -0

just don't say it during voir dire

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80960KA 8 points ago +8 / -0

deny any political favoritism

Honestly fuck that.

Jam up anything the left does.

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standonthewall 14 points ago +14 / -0

When you go for jury duty they ask you questions that are worded in a way to disqualify you. Normally people say they have favoritism to get out of it. Stop doing that.

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hailXenu 5 points ago +6 / -1

You'll be filtered out. Unless you lie.

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standonthewall 1 point ago +1 / -0

No need to give up the ground to the enemy.

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Sphinx3peat 27 points ago +27 / -0

Actively seeking the opportunity to protect my home?

Hell fucking no. I own a gun because I’m not going to allow myself to be found unprepared to protect my family’s lives.

I hope I never have to use my weapon in self-defense as all life is sacred, but when that day comes, the threat to my family’s lives will be neutralized.

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TheRealTurdFurgeson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope you see where my comment was leading. Posting fantasy scenarios on the internet can be used against you in court. Best to protect yourself digitally as well, my friend.

The depths of the swamp are unknown.

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FireannDireach 41 points ago +41 / -0

You might want to hold your horses there, pede. Some state don't support the castle doctrine. Some states have really fucking stupid laws regarding defending yourself.

Like my uncle the cop said growing up, "In this state, if you're gonna shoot a burglar, do it so he falls out of a window, because if the body is in the house, you're fucked."

And in those states, liability insurance might be needed when a burglar's family sues you for killing their aspiring rapper.

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Tintop 31 points ago +31 / -0

Also, double tap. They don't get to testify about anything.

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Hshsvsvsvsv 10 points ago +11 / -1

Dont report it to the police. Just acid melt the evidence and pretend u dont know anything

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 10 points ago +10 / -0

No need for acid; that's why we have multi-square-mile timber leases out here that no one sets foot in for decades at a time until the trees are ready for harvest... just sayin'.

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bbxx 1 point ago +1 / -0

50 gallon drum and lye from Home Depot. Flush it all down the toilet. How they going to figure that one out?

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Sphinx3peat 19 points ago +19 / -0

I’m in a based state that loves God, guns, and country. Castle Doctrine is as sacred as Sunday mornings.

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DonJr24 21 points ago +21 / -0

The Feds will be ending that shortly. Can't have whitey protecting his home and store from poor little oppressed dindu.

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Spawnlingman 18 points ago +19 / -1

Sherrif in Maryland told me if someone is in your house kill them. If you shoot them and they don't die force them to stand and shoot them again. If you let them live you are fucked in Maryland.

He also said don't talk to state police. Piss yourself. Stay silent. Request hospitalization. Get removed from the scene and get a lawyer.

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Chickapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

I heard it the opposite... if he falls into the house you are safe.

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VGHarpist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tha seo dìreach iongantach!

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WarViper1337 15 points ago +15 / -0

Liability insurance AKA more taxes.

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Salty_Dad 10 points ago +10 / -0

That insurance is $800‼️

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marishiten 17 points ago +18 / -1

No, that's just for the license to be able to own a firearm. That license has an expiration date too. So you'll need to renew it.

The insurance is monthly fee and would be purchased through private insurance companies.

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HyperCarbs 8 points ago +8 / -0

license to be able to own a firearm.

That would be a privilege, not a constitutionally protected right. Unconstitutional.

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Skeptipede 9 points ago +9 / -0

You think they give a shit about that piece of paper?

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TrumpWonBigly2020 1 point ago +2 / -1

Haha, no one is going to do any of that.

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horus_falke 7 points ago +7 / -0

They need a way to make money off of throwing you in jail for defending yourself. The forced insurance would get them that money.