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Leatherwood 66 points ago +66 / -0

BIDEN IS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE PRESIDENT. PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS THAT HE IS ILLEGITIMATE.

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Agent_Orange 18 points ago +18 / -0

Actually, I think he's doing the best he's capable of doing. He's always been the laughingstock amongst politicians.

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GeneralSterlingPrice 10 points ago +10 / -0

He's the dumbest of them all.

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Destineed369 6 points ago +7 / -1

But smart enough to run a campaign for president from his basement and win with more votes than anyone in history. And also smart enough to write dozens of complex executive orders in just a couple weeks, all while being senile and in bed by 9!!!! Truly amazing stuff

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LessAndLessIronic 2 points ago +2 / -0

And also smart enough to write sign dozens of complex executive orders in just a couple weeks

FTFY

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Jack_HinsonTN 1 point ago +1 / -0

He doesn't even need smarts for that- he's got cue cards to remind him what the orders are.

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DiscoverAFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I don't even know what I'm signing" - caught on a hot mic. So he doesn't even need cue cards, because he just signs anything put infront of him.

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LessAndLessIronic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, that is one thing you can say about Biden. No matter how badly he messes things up, no one will ever say "he could have done better". The man is always doing the best he can, pretty much by definition.

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coolhandcuke 42 points ago +42 / -0

Yeah, I kind of feel like here we're throwing spitballs and drawing caricatures of a substitute teacher.

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TakenusernameA 15 points ago +15 / -0

And its not one of those cool substitute teachers either, its one of the boring ones who is a substitute because his teaching is so bad no one wants him full time.

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TwitterIsTrash 12 points ago +12 / -0

He’s the substitute who tells you to read the textbook and answer random questions from it on your own because he has no lesson plan and doesn’t know wtf he’s doing or even teaching

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Smol_Gobbo 5 points ago +6 / -1

Quick! Everyone drop their textbooks on the ground at the same time!

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Mrs_Fonebone 32 points ago +39 / -7

KEK

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BidenSniffsLittleKid [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

not sure why you're getting downvoted for writing kek

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Mrs_Fonebone 17 points ago +30 / -13

There are a couple of sad little trolls who follow me around sometimes. I have immense power over them and live rent-free in their tiny soft heads.

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G0vnah 11 points ago +12 / -1

Is it possible to learn this power?

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leakmouth 9 points ago +10 / -1

Pound me too. I would love to have groupies. Can you ask those faggots to troll me?

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Mashiki 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not from a progressive, communist, or liberal. But for a true MAGA, only look within yourself, and you will find it.

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America1stAndOnly 7 points ago +7 / -0

9 downvotes on this comment. You aren't kidding.

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magacoder 6 points ago +7 / -1

You seem to have struck a chord. I like you.

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Mrs_Fonebone 0 points ago +1 / -1

I have a couple of sad trolls who are obsessed with me!

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SaltyKrakenBalls 18 points ago +18 / -0

Our billionaire dad was kidnapped from us and the state placed us in with a foster parent with late stage dementia...FUCKING ASS

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somehow we became the Baudelaire children from A Series of Unfortunate Events.

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Headline_Correction 15 points ago +15 / -0

Everyone feels this way because they know in their hearts Biden cheated

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AUS4MAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hmmmm, gee, I wonder if it has anything to do with the President taking a well-earned rest, relaxing and playing golf. Meanwhile, Biden is enthusiastically proving all of his worst critics absolutely right.

Now wait for the Left to start using the inclusive language they invoke whenever they have to backtrack. They'll start using "we" to diminish their own responsibility and imply collective guilt on ALL Americans for Biden, pretending it wasn't just them that got embarrassingly swindled by a politician again.

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

It wasn’t just the Left. The GOP is just as guilty.

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup both side got swindled. It's just the way it occurred was slightly different. Also one side is just plain retarded while the other is gullible and might be suffering from memory relapse.

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Raizen7 8 points ago +8 / -0

if u feel like trump would go to vacation and leave the job to incompetent man .. something is wrong.

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Today we're going to pick up where we left off on Chapter...... uh.... you know, the thing."

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Everyone line up in front of class to get sniffed.”

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nachosamplerREBORN 7 points ago +7 / -0

He’s gonna teach corn pop cal-cu-les.

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Stand and deliver, ya stupid bastards!"

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Andale KuhlooKuhlay...

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thealexpkeaton 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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thealexpkeaton 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because he has a caddy and Biden has a nurse.

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Zamose 6 points ago +6 / -0

I actually really like that observation, pretty true

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Dialectic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because our entire federal government is illegitimate and every single check and balance, EVERY FUCKING ONE FROM TICKET LADY TO MARINE GENERAL failed to do their fucking job.

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hulda0100 4 points ago +4 / -0

because it's true. watch the impeachment "trial". It's gonna be a doozy.

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not watching that circus and waste my time and energy, nor will I give it views.

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Manilla 4 points ago +4 / -0

The substitute that kept announcing the rules and when everyone ignores him, he doubles down on more rules. But by that time the whole class is up running around shouting and throwing paper airplanes all over the place. Then you get the random loud question from the class clown "where's mr. Trump?" right after the substitute makes a last ditch "you're gonna get in trouble" announcement.

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cutefroggy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Doesn't this feel different though? I'm in my early 30s doesn't it feel different for people when someone new is installed into the white house? Doesn't this new regime not have that refreshing newness that came with past USA dictatorships?

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DaddySmooth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because he is. Don't believe your lying eyes.

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quell2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because Biden's just a placeholder for Cumala.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shebis dumber than a bag of rocks.

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4more 3 points ago +3 / -0

If anyone deserves as break it the Donald.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the worst thing White House staff hear on their radios?

Cleanup, oval office lavatory.

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2020_Vision 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is exactly how it feels. I’m ready for dad to come back home.

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TwitterIsTrash 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s literally how I’m interpreting this cause it’s the only thing that makes sense

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

It feels like Bill Diblasio and Gretchen Whitmer are pulling the strings.

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TheSaltyVet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is the fall guy, once the Billionaires have him pass all the EO's they want. He will either step down or be impeached. Then we will be stuck with Kameltoe as president, and Pelosi as VP....

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pedo Joe is Prince John pretending he’s the king while Trump is good King Richard fighting in the Crusades.

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whiskeytangofoxtrot3 1 point ago +1 / -0

TrUsT tHe PlOoN.

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Hedonismbot 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can fool some people sometimes, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

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eddio2 1 point ago +1 / -0

April 1st - Biden day

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Antemalagon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden is just a soulless empty shell being manipulated by the Rothschild's.

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Undo1913 1 point ago +2 / -1

LARP. Trump is out. Biden ain’t running shit. Zuckerberg Soros Obama and Killary & Klaus schwab are pulling the strings.

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FaddyMcSaddy -2 points ago +3 / -5

Is that 2nd or 3rd phase of denial, regret?

We GunNa eND sYSTemic rAySISm..