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Wishdonwasdad 8 points ago +8 / -0

You can spread aids in California no problem but we can't walk into a goddamn store without a diaper on our face.

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JohnParker1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just make sure you're not spitting up shit.

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Mattdaking [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol kek is our last resort to save us

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theultimatesean 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you’re not double-hazmatting, you’re killing grandma.

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Mattdaking [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you’re not triple hazmatting, you’re killing grandma.

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nds19 5 points ago +5 / -0

3 hazmats? But what about the children?!

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GoGoGadgetGringo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Saw a lady in the market today, 2 masks and the face shield gimmick. I laughed right at her. I’m about a day or two away from just being mean to these retards, feeling bad for them isn’t working

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Mattdaking [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same situation with people wearing it in the car... by themselves

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Monsieur_Novembre 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not happy to say it, but the GOP observers at all those election sites should have gone there in full hazmat suits and kick the DEM observers out for failure to enforce social distancing with their puny "I voted" masks

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Maskhole 4 points ago +4 / -0

Poop shoot in dat suit?

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honolulu_blue 3 points ago +3 / -0

If mask is good, Burqa must be better.

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JohnParker1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought a whole pillow might work.

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Klyuchak 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm goona go get a full face gass mask, then put over three masks ontop of that, and give everyone else dirty stares.

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Mattdaking [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those WW1 gas masks should do the trick

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Klyuchak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, need get one of the ones with the big window so they see me furiously staring at them

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 2 points ago +2 / -0

ONLY ONE HAZMAT? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!