Went outside to have a quick smoke when I saw it. I then said out loud in a joking manner something along the lines of “Hello FBI, have you come to arrest me or confiscate my guns for making memes or questioning the election?” Not less than a minute after I said that a man crawled out of the back of the van into the driver’s seat and drove off. Coincidence?
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I had a similar experience with a delivery rig that blocked my driveway and opened up all of the doors and spent 15 minutes rummaging through 15 parcel posts. Every door, passengers, side load, and rear. He saw me look out the window and poof, gone. It was really strange.
Looney Tunes take on new Clown World: Wait until they show up with "FREE CANDY" spray painted on the side.
That just sounds like a well supplied thief, as they'll use a package and uniform as cover to either case or breach our home.
Thanks for the heads up. Makes sense. I live in a town where locking homes and car doors is optional, but times are changing.
I live in a safe community, but thieves from the city have been known to come out here to burglarize complacent property owners.