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posted ago by AlphaOmegaAZ ago by AlphaOmegaAZ +196 / -0

Went outside to have a quick smoke when I saw it. I then said out loud in a joking manner something along the lines of “Hello FBI, have you come to arrest me or confiscate my guns for making memes or questioning the election?” Not less than a minute after I said that a man crawled out of the back of the van into the driver’s seat and drove off. Coincidence?

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djscrews 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm wondering why you're smoking outside your own house...