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Don-O-Mite 6 points ago +6 / -0

A stubborn fart after a day of lager, hot wings, and cabbage.

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FinlandForTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wet toilet paper

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GWNorthman 5 points ago +5 / -0

A bicycle with no seat.

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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CahalTheMad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden

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fuckapplelol 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dementia brings out lots of truths

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Five_Star_Amenities 4 points ago +4 / -0

That rattlesnake curled up just off my patio.

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GaryJackson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Leprechauns.

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xelalieNeilAlex 4 points ago +4 / -0

A broken clock

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AppleSauceBoss 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hunter to do a drug run and come back with all the goods.

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jonrockets 4 points ago +4 / -0

Flat earth.

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

Room temp gas station sushi

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ThomasWashington 3 points ago +3 / -0

Raw dogging African hookers

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Chilopoda 3 points ago +3 / -0

My brother telling me the electric fence is turned off.

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Trumperette1 2 points ago +2 / -0

MSM

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PlantBasedMeatball [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

You just created a paradox, we are going to be trapped now ahhhhh

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BigMikesJockStrap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reddit to be unbiased

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Pierre_Delectoes 1 point ago +1 / -0

I trust this guy more than anything on Earth. That is, I trust him to say whatever China tells him to say.

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MrsNos 1 point ago +1 / -0

I trust my own lying eyes.. And Patriots.win