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Shityeah 11 points ago +11 / -0

No better way to start your day, cup of coffee and a good belly chuckle!!🤣🤣🤣

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GuerillaYourDreams 6 points ago +6 / -0

I keep trying to get banned from Twitter forever. Do you think if I post this it might work?

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ObamasLooseButthole 6 points ago +6 / -0

I got banned by making my profile picture a picture of Jack sucking a black dick. Took 4 hours to get banned for good.

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Michelles_penis1 5 points ago +5 / -0

And still am, thank you very much.

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Sand313man 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just thought I would leave this here since greeklish is kinda cringe:

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

Μόλων Λαβέ

Phonetically with English alphabet that should never be written:

Mólõn lavé

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HEXEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get ready to stitch that asshole!

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish people on the right would stop obsessing about Michelle Obama's alleged "penis" when they have absolutely no evidence whether it's a penis or a steroid-enhanced mega clitoris that happened to take a very penish shape

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quotahire 2 points ago +2 / -0

*is

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rufrignkidnme 1 point ago +1 / -0

is

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yeoman3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did Mike give Joe a hummer?

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Turnerscreek 1 point ago +1 / -0

True

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17pat76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Both equally worthless

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outlaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

MAGA BALLS

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Leatherwood 3 points ago +3 / -0

HUH? YOU MUST MEAN MEGA BALLS. MICHELLE COULD NEVER EVEN COME CLOSE TO HAVING MAGA BALLS.

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MisterClean 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mike "Big Nigga" Obama

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MichelesPenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's funny because it's true