Child porn, huh? I thought Hunter was living in Los Angeles these days. Oh, no, wait, that's REAL child porn that the Federal Bureau of Protecting Pedophiles ignores. Not the kind that they "find" on laptops to justify doing whatever they want to someone. But OK FBI, keep flexing like that.

And who knew child pornographers were such crack shots? Maybe there's a deadlier threat out there than white supremacists after all.